Originally Posted by
Vouksh89
Almost every time I talk to my roommate, I want to falcon punch him through multiple brick walls into a bed of used needles. All over this popping sound his spit makes that accentuates every movement of his mouth. I literally hear nothing that he says, just the popping sound. I've literally had to walk away from him several times because of it. Oh, and he CONSTANTLY smacks his lips when he's eating. Makes me want to vomit. So glad I only have to see him like, 3 hours a week (thank you, opposite shifts).