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    Talking British man takes picture of himself with Egyptair hijacker - because why not!

    The British. Because fuck it, if we're going to die, we may as well enjoy our last moments!
    http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...d-by-relatives


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    He says it was because he wanted to investigate to see if the dude had a dead mans trigger, but we all know it was for #madbants

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    #whatwedidonourholiday

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    if a man that small and old was ok with letting that huge guy near him, that bomb had to be legit.

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    Old? Christ, he only looks like he's in his 50's!

    I love the quote at the end of the story too
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    Sunglasses on his head?

    Also, unless he had a regular camera on a timer, he didn't take the picture himself.

    “I got one of the cabin crew to translate for me and asked him if I could do a selfie with him. He just shrugged OK, so I stood by him and smiled for the camera while a stewardess did the snap. It has to be the best selfie ever.”
    Do people not understand what the word selfie even means, I mean christ, it's barely over a decade old as a word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    if a man that small and old was ok with letting that huge guy near him, that bomb had to be legit.
    The bomb that we know was fake?

    edit: hah, even his mother is taking the piss out of peoples misuse of the word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixis View Post
    Sunglasses on his head?

    Also, unless he had a regular camera on a timer, he didn't take the picture himself.



    Do people not understand what the word selfie even means, I mean christ, it's barely over a decade old as a word.

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    The bomb that we know was fake?

    edit: hah, even his mother is taking the piss out of peoples misuse of the word
    The word 'selfie' shouldn't even be in the English vocabulary. It's a fucking bastardisation of the English language used by idiots that enjoy "having a cheeky Nando's with the lads".

    Creating an image of yourself, be it with a camera, paintbrush or pencil is called a 'self portrait'. It makes my skin crawl that almost with 100% certainty, some fuckwit teenager during a school trip to the local art gallery has referred to at least one painting a 'selfie' without even the slightest hint of irony.

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    Well yes, aside from it being a piece of trash word already, if you're going to use it, at least use it properly though >.<

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    I could understand if he hijacked a plane to get away from a Cypriot wife, but as he did the opposite, he is clearly a mentalist.

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    Omg... That stupid grin? Wtf is up with that.
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    That suicide bomber must be pretty chill.

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    Omg... That stupid grin? Wtf is up with that.
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    His teeth are so yellow, I just can't even with this thread. His teeth are making me itch.

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    I wonder if he's related to Jeremy Clarkson. The stupid grin and the silly disregard for personal danger is similar...
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    lmfao cold as ice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbes View Post
    Old? Christ, he only looks like he's in his 50's!

    I love the quote at the end of the story too
    That's old O_o

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    because #YOLO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darzhan View Post
    He says it was because he wanted to investigate to see if the dude had a dead mans trigger, but we all know it was for #madbants
    Dead mans trigger so obsolete. Hook it up to your Fitbit.

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    "Because why not!" is an acceptable reason in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    "Because why not!" is an acceptable reason in my book.
    It's the best reason.

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