PETA Just Made A Very Bizarre Claim About What Eating Chicken Will Do To You

[Leyre]

Then how niglets have big penises since they love sum chikin

[mizeri]

cant be true, look at all the fried chicken black people eat

[Deleted]

What they're saying is true. That's why you should eat beef and pork instead. Tons and tons of beef and pork.

[Mistame]

Penis size is (mostly) hereditary. I already chewed my mother out for screwing the wrong guy.

[Blade Wolf]

What was Marios response to PETA?

[May90]

Does it mean that women giving birth to female children have been eating nothing but chicken their entire lives?

Seriously though, PETA starts looking more and more like a joke with time. I am all for animal rights, and I will be the first to criticize someone for killing a fox just to make a coat out of its fur... But PETA chooses ridiculously silly points to promote those rights.

[Dug]

Well that explains some things...

[Deleted]

Oh shi-

Does steak make it bigger?!?

God damn chickens keeping the white man down.

[May90]

Oh shi-

Does steak make it bigger?!?

God damn chickens keeping the white man down.

The solution is to eat a lot of lions and antelopes then!

[I Push Buttons]

Does it mean that women giving birth to female children have been eating nothing but chicken their entire lives?

Seriously though, PETA starts looking more and more like a joke with time. I am all for animal rights, and I will be the first to criticize someone for killing a fox just to make a coat out of its fur... But PETA chooses ridiculously silly points to promote those rights.

Well people don't care about animal rights... They do care about penis sizes though.

[Khaza-R]

PETA is so tragic.

I don't know why what their pseudo-masculine agenda is lately in their ads but just makes them even more pathetic.

Remember that cringey Super Bowl ad

[Aggrophobic]

Ok, so find out why chicken come in contact with this chemical and fix it?
Might also have to put down a few chickens that have already come in contact with the chemicals. Thanks PETA.

[PACOX]

“The more chicken consumed, the smaller the dick.”

Doesn't that go against a particular stereotype?

[phillys]

that's old research, almost 6 years old now. Has been confirmed and verified by a number of studies.

It's no secret that American men tend to suffer a bit of a smaller average than most western nations. high circ rate, strange diets, high rates of contaminents in foods and numerous additives etc. We don't all eat chicken, or have all that or pthalates contaminating our food.

OK, I've read the thread, and I still don't get it. What is "very bizzare" about xenoestrogens such as pthalates being found to have a negative impact on male development?

[Celista]

Then how niglets have big penises since they love sum chikin

I see you're on vacation due to another post, but I reported this one anyway.

[Sykol]

Y'know, if we didn't consume meat products, chickens and cows and a good variety of other animals would just cease to exist, right? They serve no purpose other than food, and only managed to stick around this long because we find them delicious.

[Deleted]

Reeks of desperation

PETA is increasingly irrelevant = must resort to more extreme tactics including fear / paranoia / misinformation

[mvaliz]

Is this their jump the shark moment?

They can't do that out of fear of possibly missing and hitting the shark by accident.

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Oh shi-

Does steak make it bigger?!?

God damn chickens keeping the white man down.

Don't you mean "keeping the white meat down"?

/badum-Ching! That one's a two-fer! Thanks all, I'm here all week! :P

[BetaConstrictor]

Colonel Sanders dislikes this post!

Penis size is (mostly) hereditary. I already chewed my mother out for screwing the wrong guy.

Freud would be proud

[Sykol]

Freud would be proud

It should've been me!