Originally Posted by
Byronorpheus
Well, I haven't been able to do my yearly "KJHEOINAOIEOKLANMDKOLNOKLENOIANHPANPDN BLIZZARD RAGE BNKNONEKINAONOE" post on this or the wow forums, and this event as bait is too good to pass up. Seems like a therapeutic way to spend a lunch break, so why not.
Hey! I'm Byronorpheus! I currently play WOTLK wow on a private server that accepts donations, and I hate blizzard more than I hate mayonnaise. I really hate mayonnaise too. Like a lot. It's gross. It shouldn't be on a lot of the stuff we put it on.
Because I'm exceptionally bored, I'm going to take this rant in the form of a strawman conversation. Read on. Or don't. I don't care. This is mostly just for me.
Pfft, another blind blizzard hater. Go back to console, asshole.
Actually, up until about 5 years ago, blizzard was hands down my favorite developer by about a country mile. I've played D2, WoW, and SC1 pretty extensively, and have put some decent hours into D3 after they "fixed" it. I was a WoW subscriber until about 3 months into cataclysm. I'm also really bad at console games now. Except Super Mario RPG. I love playing that shit drunk. Regardless, I've very much fallen out of love with the company and very much disagree with most of the major decisions they've made in those years.
Whatever, dickbag. Hope you're having fun on your pay to win server.
My server (and I shan't name it here) actually isn't very pay to win. Most of the things you can buy with donations are services that blizzard used to (still does? I dunno, I haven't been on live for awhile) offer like race change, faction change. I've probably spent the most money on insta-70 for an alt and tomes of cold weather flying so I could do that the second I hit northrend. You can also spend it on mounts, but not rep mounts. Which is sad. Would have saved me a *lot* of bird people murder in terrokar.
I really really really like the riding sperm - er... I mean Nether Ray mounts.
Anyway, you can't buy an 80 level gear. Except for maybe the intro PVP set? I don't even think that's available though. I'd have to check.
Oh, so you'd spend money on those things, but not a live subscription? You fucking cheapskate.
Actually, I'd love to pay blizzard for those things on a legacy server, particularly in an F2P model. But hey, if they wanted a subscription, I'd say my ceiling is probably about 10 bucks a month. Really the most important thing is that I get to play in WOTLK.
Right, so all that money you spent and the time you spent hunting down the right patches for your server, all that is because you love WOTLK so much?
Yes, actually. That's the reason why *most* of the people play on private servers, actually. At least in my own experience. It's not about "free wow". Its about the version of wow that y'know, didn't make us want to fellate a hot curling iron.
Fuck you. I love live and I love blizzard.
Awesome. I mean they still have 6 million subscribers or whatever. It's a lot less than they had before, but obviously at least some of those people are having a good time.
You probably shouldn't love blizzard though.
Why the fuck shouldn't I?
Because the part of blizzard that loved you left for cigarettes a loooooong time ago. I'm starting to believe they're not coming back.
The hell are you babbling about?
Well, my first complaint has to do with the "you think you want that, but you don't" comment.
BULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHIT. Everyone has talked that goddamn comment to death!
Right. Ok. Well, my point is less about the comment itself, and more about the attitude behind it.
Huh?
Well, you see, for a really long time, blizzard has been getting away with basically being public dicks to their users when they raise concerns or ask questions. Like, I've occasionally drifted back here and I've been flat out astonished by some of the blue posts that come out. I've seen them respond to so many class questions, balance concerns, and general issues like flight in Draenor with nothing but smarmy, smug, assholy responses that I'm honestly surprised that there's not been more backlash. I guess some people are more cool with "lulz boned" responses than I am.
I think a lot of that has drifted into their development style too. Sweet lord, I'm still mad about D3.
THEY FIXED D3!
THEY MADE RANDOM TIMED MERRY GO ROUNDS AND RELEASE A NEW GEARSET EVERY 3 MONTHS TO MAKE YOU RIDE IT! I'll admit, it's better than the broke in half piece of shit they released with, but they will never fix that story, which I'm still convinced is worse than every other goddamn fan thread about what the story would be. They passed up so many good ideas to come up with that lame busllshit and THEN CAIN GETS KILLED BY A GODDAMNED BUG HOBO- alright. *Takes deep breath*.
Regardless. The entire premise of D3 and the newer WoW expansions is basically "oh, some of our users are having trouble, we better make things simple for them, because we know what they want better than they do". Ability pruning, 6 goddamn hot keys in a goddamned ARPG, "talent" trees. Ugh. It disgusts me.
Yeah well, it's not like you have to play it.
I know! I don't! I play WOTLK and occasionally D2! And it's everything I ask of those games. Blizzard lets me play D2. I don't know why they wouldn't let me play WOTLK.
DIDN'T YOU SEE THEY SAID IT'S NOT FEASIBLE!
Yeah... did you really buy that? Do you think there are so many private servers available because it requires a lot of capital to set it up with existing game code? Do you think that game code *doesn't exist anymore*? No. This would be a ludicrously low cost venture to them, whether or not they wanted to do an F2P model or a subscription model. My bet would be subscription with reduced cost upgrades. I have no qualms with that. Hell, for us real crazy people they could even fit in progression like some of the private servers do. Call it "Classic Ladder" season. Charge an entry fee every time a new server opens. Make a killing.
Yeah, well maybe they meant it wouldn't be profitable!
I just described like... five ways to make money off it. And obviously its profitable enough for the donation based servers out there to do it. Otherwise the owners of those probably wouldn't. There's a lot of work for a few individuals to get through building and scripting a private server. The money to implement it is pocket change for blizzard, and the return is *soo* much, especially when you consider the people they might win back who've left wow for greener pastures. *And* if they did it, then they wouldn't have to take legal action against the fans who have already left, who probably kind of hate them.
Well it's their IP, they are perfectly within their right to take legal action!
Oh yeah, for sure.
Wait, did you just agree with me?
How could I not? Of course its legal. That doesn't make it not a dick move.
Doesn't mean it is, either.
They're suing a group of people who were making available the option to play a product that *literally is not available by any other means*, that they apparently have no intention of selling every again, that at least a sub section of their fans and previous fans clearly enjoy. How is that *not*, objectively, a dick move?
And you *really* think that those people would *pay* for an outdated game rather than just play other private servers?
Well, I bought SMRPG from nintendo for the WII rather than try to dig my SNES out of storage. It doesn't seem like a crazy idea. Six million people didn't quit playing because we all ran out of 15 bucks a month. We quit playing because we didn't like the product. Blizzard didn't listen to us, and *still* isn't listening, and it's costing them in legal fees, ignored revenue streams, all because well.. . they think they know what we want.
In any case, it'd be a good selling point for me, personally. I'd like to know that the company is getting back to loving their fanbase. Might be the start of them mending some bridges.
.... You liked SCII at least, right...?
*sigh* Yes... I liked SCII.
What about heroes of the st-
Can... can we just end on a high note?
Probably for the best.