Are you a girl? Because... you sound like you'd like to just pour out your feelings'n'shit... Seriously, if you don't get banter and sarcasm, that's because you're false... and that's so typical of Americans... just a front, being all nice and shit but as soon as they turn around they don't give a shit anymore. I'll take fun banter and people any day over someone who really just doesn't give a shit.