I was supposed to be born Black.

[GodEmperor]

That's funny OP because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[Bonkbonk100]

Yeah this thread is pointless

Dang. You know when Greymane rates your thread pointless, it's really low. Guy got a knack for that stuff.

[Deleted]

No one is taking this serious, right, right?

This thread? I hope not.

However there unfortunately are lots and lots of mentally challeged unique snowflakes who genuinely do take things like gender/race fluidity seriously... and then cry how no one is taking them seriously.

[RampageBW1]

That's funny OP because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Well, I identify myself as a giant indestructible mutant monster that breathes radioactive fire. What you think about that? Err, I mean, SKREEEEONK!

[Deleted]

good luck, my nigga

Perma ban inc!

[Mihalik]

It gets better... well... It won't really. So walk it off.

[Deleted]

I shouldn't be White. Every time I look in the mirror I see a Black guy. When I was growing up I excelled in basketball and made the Varsity team my 9th grade year. My favorite food is soul food: Collard greens, mac & cheese, fried pork chops, and even Chitlins are my favorites. The only music I enjoyed was Rap. Lets face it the 90s were awesome for Rap music. Hell I knew more about Rap than my Black friends. I drove a car with a loud ass stereo and nice rims and I can dance. Theres no way I should be white because inside I know I am really black. So starting tomorrow Im putting on Black Face so my outside matches my inside. After I put on my black face I will head down to the DMV and have them change my race from white to black which makes it official. I know at first it will be hard but I know all about the hardships that my people have endured over the years. People will call me "Brave" and a "Hero" and others who are like me will look up to me.

I mean if Dudes can throw on some panties and a dress and all of a sudden they are now women then why the hell cant I throw on some black face and become Black? Thats how it works right?

You can become blacker with some tan, that's all i can think of famalam.

[Deleted]

Perma ban inc!

MMO-c hardly gives permabans, those posts just get an infraction.

[Lady Dragonheart]

Save up and get a transracial procedure, then. Bitching about it won't net you any sympathy.

[Deleted]

This guy is transethnic, it happens people!

[Breccia]

Well, you were also supposed to be born intelligent, and look how that turned out.

[onesBronson]

I was born black too, but because its the 21st century that means very little.

[Tijuana]

I shouldn't be White. Every time I look in the mirror I see a Black guy. When I was growing up I excelled in basketball and made the Varsity team my 9th grade year. My favorite food is soul food: Collard greens, mac & cheese, fried pork chops, and even Chitlins are my favorites. The only music I enjoyed was Rap. Lets face it the 90s were awesome for Rap music. Hell I knew more about Rap than my Black friends. I drove a car with a loud ass stereo and nice rims and I can dance. Theres no way I should be white because inside I know I am really black. So starting tomorrow Im putting on Black Face so my outside matches my inside. After I put on my black face I will head down to the DMV and have them change my race from white to black which makes it official. I know at first it will be hard but I know all about the hardships that my people have endured over the years. People will call me "Brave" and a "Hero" and others who are like me will look up to me.

I mean if Dudes can throw on some panties and a dress and all of a sudden they are now women then why the hell cant I throw on some black face and become Black? Thats how it works right?

So, you define race by racial stereotypes?

[The One Percent]

MMO-c hardly gives permabans, those posts just get an infraction.

Like I care if these niggers suspend or ban me.

[Deleted]

I wasn't aware transgender people caused such faux outrage online

[Twix]

Enjoy getting killed by cops!

[Tijuana]

Enjoy getting killed by cops!

The biggest killer of black men is black men. Just sayin....

[Dellis0991]

Are you fucking high?......I'm out....I can't even....*slams door on thread*

[Azadina]

I wasn't aware transgender people caused such faux outrage online

How have you missed all the threads about it? Apart from this, there's one currently going even.

[chewie49]

the commenters in this thread just ooze self-righteousness