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Brianna Kilmeade: Morning viewers, our special guest is Melvyn Kelly, welcome Melvyn and your here for the next two hours to tell us about Santa-
Melvyn Kelly: He is white! Jaysus is white! Kids if your watching Santa is white!
Ed Hasslebeck: He is so white, I have seen a picture
Tina Carlson: I seen him round the back of Macy's drinking a beer, groping two hookers and smoking a cigar so I know for a fact he is white-
Ed Hasslebeck: You know if Santa gave kids guns for christmas we wouldn't have all this trouble in the schools
Brianna Kilmeade: Top Words trending on Weasel and Friends Twitter account: Anyone, still, watching and this
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