Poll: Do you piss in the shower?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJoe View Post
    Um. not pissing in the shower doesn't mean someone has a fear of germs. It just means they don't want to piss where they are suppose to be cleaning themselves.
    You literally just described a fear of germs. Are you alright in the head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nayami View Post
    I'm not saying piss directly up into your own mouth while you're in the shower. Aim it at the drain mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    You literally just described a fear of germs. Are you alright in the head?

    ? I think we have a different definition for fear. I have no fear of germs and have ate food with dirty hands from working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    I'm not saying piss directly up into your own mouth while you're in the shower. Aim it at the drain mate.
    Oh! Now I get it. I'll try again tomorrow.

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    Yeah of course! It just washes off anyway, and it's not like it's dirty.

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    Get in the shower
    Grab your dick and aim at the drain
    Take a piss

    What's so disgusting about it? The thought of your own bodily fluids touching your feet irks you? It's your own stuff. It's not like you're drinking your own piss here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    Get in the shower
    Grab your dick and aim at the drain
    Take a piss
    I wish that I had read these instructions sooner.

  8. #68
    so men here are not into kinky urine foreplay? :/

    what do you do with your girlfriends then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wowaccounttom View Post
    so men here are not into kinky urine foreplay? :/

    what do you do with your girlfriends then?
    I do pretend things with my pretend girlfriend.

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    if I'm at home, I aim for the drain.
    If I'm at my GFs, I hold it. She has long hair. I have long hair. She showers and then I do, or we shower together. The amount of hair we both shed could make a decent sized dog, and clogs the little hair catcher over the drain. i'm not standing ankle deep i piss water, even if it's my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimbold21 View Post
    Get in the shower
    Grab your dick and aim at the drain
    Take a piss
    Directions unclear, got my dick caught in a ceiling fan.
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  11. #71
    Sometimes I will. Sometimes I'll go before I get in the shower. All ends up in the same place anyways, and I'm usually already washing myself when I'm doing it during. *shrug*
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  12. #72
    no, if i have to pee my toilets right outside by shower anyway so id do it before i got in.

  13. #73
    i lay on my back with the water turned off then pee all over myself and let it air dry.

  14. #74
    Eww. No, I don't. I go BEFORE I get in the shower. And even if I didn't go before I got in the shower... I'm not in there long enough for holding it to be a problem. In and out... usually 5-10 minutes at most :P

  15. #75
    Why do this? Just use the toilet.

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    I generally piss before I get in the shower, but if I'm in there and have the urge, I don't hold back.
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    Everyone does it.

    The question is, do you at least aim for the drain ?
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    There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower, and dirty liars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJoe View Post


    Yes sherlock, we all know that bacteria is basically fucking EVERYWHERE. It's sterile in the same sense that pissing on someone is about as infectious as shaking their hand.

    Although you were at least technically right, it's not completely sterile, but it's not like it's terribly infectious either. Even your own article explains that it becomes contaminated by whatever is on your own skin. Did you know: That same test talked about in your study for bacteria concentration is failed by people washing their hands, while passing it with their piss?

    Hands are fucking nasty when you really get down to how much bacteria we have on them. But I shake people's hands anyway, because I have a healthy immune system and I've been shaking them all my life. When I get sick, it's very mild because I take care of myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopymonster View Post

    Directions unclear, got my dick caught in a ceiling fan.
    Why is it in the ceiling? xD

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