Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Deleted]

Granted, you now have access to WoW alpha. However, the queue times are outrageous (multiple hour long wait), combined with unstable servers makes it quite the alpha.

I wish for big booty.

Granted, but you're heavily overweight and will die of diabetes soon.

I wish for a huge pile of steak.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You now own a huge pile of (contaminated) steak. Enjoy.

I wish the next poster in this thread gets to have a fantastic day.

[Deleted]

Granted. But in exchange your day is shit. (Gotta keep things balanced) Thanks I guess ^_^

I wish for my favorite band to come to town.

[Deleted]

Granted, but Icedwarrior called the cops and told them that they were selling drugs so now the band is in prison.

I wish I had something right about now.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You now have "something" right now. Diarrhea.

I wish that no two people are not on fire.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, the two people known as "No" and "Two" (who names these people, yeesh) are not set alight. And when I say not set alight, they are set alight.

I wish to be able to have proper nights of sleep.

[Deleted]

Granted, the two people known as "No" and "Two" (who names these people, yeesh) are not set alight. And when I say not set alight, they are set alight.

I wish to be able to have proper nights of sleep.

Granted, your nights are proper, however your days are terrible

I wish i pass my exam

[Skayth]

Granted, your nights are proper, however your days are terrible

I wish i pass my exam

Granted, you pass one exam, but fail all other exams, even the ones you had already passed. The Professors made a mistake

I wish hbo would drop all the game of thrones episodes on their streaming service, like netflix does, so I can binge watch it all.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. All of the GoT episodes (that have already aired) are available for streaming. The new ones, however, are not only not available for streaming, but the original footage have had technical issues which require them to reshoot the entire season. Bummer.

I wish I had confidence.

[Koji2k11]

Granted. All of the GoT episodes (that have already aired) are available for streaming. The new ones, however, are not only not available for streaming, but the original footage have had technical issues which require them to reshoot the entire season. Bummer.

I wish I had confidence.

Granted. You gained huge amounts of confidence but nobody wants to talk to you anymore you've become invisible to everyone ( you are still visible tho it's just nobody likes you )

i wish i could adopt a kitten

[Zepla]

Granted. You gained huge amounts of confidence but nobody wants to talk to you anymore you've become invisible to everyone ( you are still visible tho it's just nobody likes you )

i wish i could adopt a kitten

Granted, buy he's a boy who sprays everywhere. Forever

I wish I could turn trees into Ents.

[Runstarr]

Wish granted, but the Ents will think you're an enemy and they'll stomp you.

I wish I was rich.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You're rich. In nutrients.

I wish I owned two of every card (including golden versions) in Hearthstone.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you got no money to pay for your rent, food and everything else.

I wish Icedwarrior drew me a picture of him and everybody else here as Overwatch heroes

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but Iced is a terrible artist and we're all stick-men drawings.

I wish depression didn't exist.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, depression doesn't exist. However, more severe forms of depression (under different names, of course) still exists and are more prevalent.

I wish everyone on Earth (including women) looked like 3DTyrant's avatar.

[4KhazModan]

Granted, everyone looks like Saitama and the market for hair growth products spikes like never before. Riots in the streets and utter chaos result from it until President Trump presses the button and nukes the whole world out of existence.


I wish we lived in a Pokemon World.

[Deleted]

Granted, and because Icedwarrior's avatar kinda looks like a pokemon ppl throw pokeballs at him whenever they see him.

I wish I had a wish in a box and a box in a wish

[Zaramirrah]

Granted, and because Icedwarrior's avatar kinda looks like a pokemon ppl throw pokeballs at him whenever they see him.

I wish I had a wish in a box and a box in a wish

Granted, but both boxes and wishes are covered in used hypodermic needles like some sort of nightmarish porcupine.

I wish Blizz would bring back scenarios.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, they make a scenario: a WoW with scenarios, and WoW without scenarios.

I wish for ANGER, LOUD NOISES, AND ALL CAPS.