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    Quote Originally Posted by Darsithis View Post
    I have 12 knives, 12 spoons, and 12 forks. What I don't have is plates. I have four plates and four bowls for two people, so we are forever running out of stuff to eat off of. Despite this, I haven't bought new plates in about 9 years...
    Dars who does the dishes in your house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghâzh View Post
    Am I supposed to go count?
    I have

    6 table knives (that dip in to butter knife territory)
    6 forks
    11 large spoons (have I lost 1?)
    6 steak knives
    7 tiny spoons (what's with odd numbers?)
    1 dishwasher

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    0 butter knives and about 10 spoons. Why would I need a knife just for butter when a spoon, table knife, or rubber scrapper will do? Come to think of it... we get sticks of butter. So a fork will cut a piece off as well.

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    i'm buying some fucking utensils tomorrow. fuck this shti.

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    I own 8 of the following:

    Big Fork
    Small Fork
    Big Spoon
    Small Spoon
    Butter Knife

    And less than 5 of many other common kitchen utensils.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    You should. You current situation is rather sad
    not as sad as your avatar...wtf is up with that?

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    Four each of forks, spoons, and butter knives. I also have four steak knives. Which is really odd, because all my dishes are in sets of three...
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    I have like 13 spoons of varying sizes and maybe 10 or 12 butter knives. Also one of those kitchen knife sets with steak knives and other types for cooking. I only have like 5 forks though... somethings not right here

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    12 of each. Bought a set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    You guys change your avatars and signatures all the time. But when I do it... oh, hell no - "Go back, Winter Blossom"... "It's like I don't even know you anymore, Winter Blossom".

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    psh be a real man and use a butcher's knife to eat your food.
    r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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    I have 8 complete dinner sets. If guests do not properly RSVP or bring more than the allotted +1, they have to share, or eat their entré with a salad fork and dessert spoon.

    Also right-handers that take my left-handed spot, are blacklisted forever.

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    Uh like 10 or 20 of each?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    Uh like 10 or 20 of each?

    i fucking hate myself right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    i fucking hate myself right now.
    on the bright side we're no longer banned on mmo-c, Jay

    people must have missed us I'm sure

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    I have at least 50 of each, in a divided drawer separated by knife, fork & spoon. Then a few big metal serving/mixing spoons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seirith View Post
    I have at least 50 of each, in a divided drawer separated by knife, fork & spoon. Then a few big metal serving/mixing spoons.
    you are ready to kill someone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    How many spoons and butter knives do you own?
    TOO DAMN MANY, AND NOT ENOUGH FORKS!

    But for real, though, like 20 of each, probably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    you are ready to kill someone?
    if it's a draenei yes.
    r.i.p. alleria. 1997-2017. blizzard ruined alleria forever. blizz assassinated alleria's character and appearance.
    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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