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    Widowmaker - watching your butt

    So I did beta and whatever and I really loved Widowmaker, She is able to zoom to any ass she wants, her ultimate even makes all efforts against this meaningless. So what do you zoom in? Are you this head shot dude? Or do you value your time and do it more personal and artistic?

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    In a future patch Blizzard will put large iron chastity belts around all characters so the butts are not directly visible.
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    Too bad Widowmaker cant zoom in on her own butt.

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    i care more about getting kills than pixel butts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arafal123 View Post
    i care more about getting kills than pixel butts.
    You're doing it all wrong.

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    Zoom in and kill the guy too busy staring at the ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irlking View Post
    Too bad Widowmaker cant zoom in on her own butt.
    But you can zoom in on other Widowmaker's butts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irlking View Post
    Too bad Widowmaker cant zoom in on her own butt.
    But she can zoom in on other Widowmaker butts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arafal123 View Post
    i care more about getting kills than pixel butts.
    Lol what a casual

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    This is becoming rather pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tome View Post
    This is becoming rather pathetic.
    Becoming? That ship sailed a long time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irlking View Post
    Too bad Widowmaker cant zoom in on her own butt.
    With the power of quadruple widomaker, you can box zoom on eachothers butts.

    As Zenatta would say, "Experience tranquility."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tome View Post
    This is becoming rather pathetic.
    Who put their sniper up your butt.

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    This explains why I die so quickly with Roadhog. Nobody checkin out dat ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram View Post
    So what do you zoom in? Are you this head shot dude? Or do you value your time and do it more personal and artistic?
    I read these sentences 7 times and I still can't figure out what you're trying to say
    Is this a joke? In that case, I missed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    In a future patch Blizzard will put large iron chastity belts around all characters so the butts are not directly visible.
    Not entirely visible, but still there nonetheless right? RIGHT??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pipboi View Post
    Not entirely visible, but still there nonetheless right? RIGHT??
    There is a tiny suggestion of side-butt.

    I encourage you to write to your local congressman to get that changed.
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    Everytime I sneak up on a Widowmaker as Tracer I stop to stare at the butt for like 1 second before killing her lol.
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