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    Wbats the biggest lie you've ever told your parents

    As the title say. What's the biggest lie you've ever told your parents? Also did you get away with it?
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

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    The Unstoppable Force May90's Avatar
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    Don't think I've ever lied to them about anything big. The worst I can remember is telling them I don't have classes some days, so I could stay home - while in reality I simply preferred studying at home and skipped a lot of classes I didn't find especially useful.

    Of course not, sillies; I was just lezzie... uh, I mean, lazy!
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    I didn't rob that bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    As the title say. What's the biggest lie you've ever told your parents? Also did you get away with it?
    This question makes me more curious what's yours. I'm 100% clean with my parents at this point, any lies I tried to tell came out pretty quick.
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    When I called from jail to get bailed out I told them it was only for overdue traffic tickets.

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    I told both that i´m sleeping at the other ones apartment for the weekend, i was actually on a party tour in another country. Though i told them years later.

    I threw several parties at my mothers apartment when i was 16/17, sometimes with more than 30 guests. My mother never found out that people were over as i moved pretty much all of the furniture into one room that was locked up. I told her years later and she was actually impressed.

    The one thing that really helps with going through with a lie is this: If you remember it as the truth, it stops being a lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    This question makes me more curious what's yours. I'm 100% clean with my parents at this point, any lies I tried to tell came out pretty quick.
    I can't lie. Anytime Ive ever tried to I ended up guilt tripping myself into coming clean about a half hour later.
    Kom graun, oso na graun op. Kom folau, oso na gyon op.

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    That everything was going fine when I was studying but it wasn't fine and I dropped out later. I did not get away with it, they were very disappointed that I did that.

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    Not the single biggest lie, but "Don't know" a few thousand times.

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    "I'm fine".
    "In order to maintain a tolerant society, the society must be intolerant of intolerance." Paradox of tolerance

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    Biggest lie that's still ongoing? That I am straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dezerte View Post
    "I'm fine".
    Pretty much.

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    Had a car accident when I was young and just got my license

    I was speeding along an empty road with friends partying and crashed into a tree

    Told my parents I found the car like that after parking it overnight just so they wouldn't worry

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    "No, it's not chloroform."

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    That I wasn't adopted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sett View Post
    Biggest lie that's still ongoing? That I am straight.
    I lied to my parents a lot, but this is probably the biggest for me. ^
    I am both the Lady of Dusk, Vheliana Nightwing & Dark Priestess of Lust, Loreleî Legace!
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    That I don't smoke weed or experimented with any other drugs. Even now that I've moved out I don't think I'll ever tell them I just don't see the point. But really I'm sure they either know or don't care enough to call me on my bullshit since I never got arrested and had good grades in HS.

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    That I also thought carrot top was funny.

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    "I'm just going over to hang out"

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