1. 2016-05-23, 03:36 PM #11221
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzard Illuminati View Post
    Did anyone honestly miss Januzaj though?

    Apparently the Dutch papers know Van Gaal is sacked even though nothing has been confirmed by the club. Fucking disrespectful cunts.
    Uhm, it is confirmed.
    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.
  2. 2016-05-23, 03:37 PM #11222
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    Why are you talking about soccer in a football thread?

    Infracted - trolling
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  3. 2016-05-23, 03:56 PM #11223
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    I wouldn't be surprised if the early confirmations of LVG's departure came from Mou's people. Over the weekend I heard this fairly apt description of the Mourinho to Man Utd story:

    “Mourinho behaved like a man who was thrown out of the house by his wife for appalling behaviour, and immediately set himself up in his neighbour's yard with a megaphone and started shouting "You've agreed to leave your husband for me", before switching to "You haven't actually agreed to leave your husband for me, but if you don't do it soon, I'll have to find someone else."”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Adams View Post
    Uhm, it is confirmed.
    Where? I have yet to see an official statement. Until then I will deem it as mere speculation. Van Gaal has only just left and media have posted headlines as if United already made a statement early in the afternoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessicka View Post
    Let's be honest, it pretty much was.
    Na, lets be honest, Citys entire season was affected so its not even comparable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzard Illuminati View Post
    Where? I have yet to see an official statement. Until then I will deem it as mere speculation. Van Gaal has only just left and media have posted headlines as if United already made a statement early in the afternoon.
    Its a weird one, BBC are going with confirmed sacking but with no actual announcement from United, seems to be accepted he's gone.
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    If United confirm his departure, he will go home with 4.5 million along with 4.4 million FA Cup bonus cash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzard Illuminati View Post
    If United confirm his departure, he will go home with 4.5 million along with 4.4 million FA Cup bonus cash.
    Lol, you're having a laugh aint ya? 4m to a manager for winning a trophy that pays out 2mill to the winning club? Door's over there --->
    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Adams View Post
    Lol, you're having a laugh aint ya? 4m to a manager for winning a trophy that pays out 2mill to the winning club? Door's over there --->
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    Door's over there --->
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    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Adams View Post
    Lol, you're having a laugh aint ya? 4m to a manager for winning a trophy that pays out 2mill to the winning club? Door's over there --->
    My bad, misread that; blame the lack of coffee and sleep. Would you mind if I hold that door for when Arsey & Co. get flung out the CL again? Cheers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Goblin View Post
    A 34 year old being brought in to replace a pair of U21's when it's not even our problem position.

    Fucking age of Mou has begun.
    Enjoy your trophies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzard Illuminati View Post
    My bad, misread that; blame the lack of coffee and sleep. Would you mind if I hold that door for when Arsey & Co. get flung out the CL again? Cheers.
    I'd make a joke about your club, but then I remembered I don't give a fuck about Dutch football, just like every other football fan on the planet.
    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davos Seaworth View Post
    Enjoy your trophies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Adams View Post
    I'd make a joke about your club, but then I remembered I don't give a fuck about Dutch football, just like every other football fan on the planet.
    Thankfully I am loyal to no club. Dutch football can also die a slow, painful death and I wouldn't give a damn.
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    You fuckers, I just finished crying over that.

    June 1st for the transfer window?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Goblin View Post
    You fuckers, I just finished crying over that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Goblin View Post
    You fuckers, I just finished crying over that.

    June 1st for the transfer window?
    The more you watch it. The more you feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogoth View Post
    I'm glad you brought up IQ, the last standardised IQ test I took I scored a 127, the threshold for 'Genius' is 140, and the threshold for 'Gifted Genius' is 165+, based on the fact the global average IQ is 84, and the fact you're likely Americanwhere the national IQ is BELOW the global average and falling consistently which has led to calls for global intervention in your abysmal education system, I feel you have VERY LITTLE room to talk about IQ levels, but thanks for trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blizzard Illuminati View Post
    My bad, misread that; blame the lack of coffee and sleep.
    Actually you are right, he will get 4.4m for winning the FA Cup. 4m of that is from Adidas though
  19. 2016-05-23, 07:26 PM #11239
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    So, a manager who was a year from retiring gets to retire a year early with a wod of cash... don't see the issue here.

    Is Zlatan to United confirmed?

    Also for those wanting a confirmed statement from Man United regarding LVG:

    http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Fe...er-united.aspx
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  20. 2016-05-23, 07:54 PM #11240
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    Aaaand its confirmed!

    Thanks for Martial, thanks for Rashford, thanks for the FA Cup. That about sums up whats worth thanking for...

    Hopefully next season Man United matches wont be a cure for my insomnia.
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