I'm 90% certain I'm dead in 2 days cause I was on the winning team last time (does this mean I get a knife thing like you guys).
Fuck, for a moment i believed this was going to be an actual DnD game!, what a let down T.T
Speaking of which I started playing with some friends who are newish... and my poor level 2 sorcerer almost got one shot by a bugbear because I got to go first and I rolled almost max damage on a Chromatic Orb and he decided he was going to smash me instead of attacking the Pally >< It was ouchie lol.
Can... can i play with you guys?! i have been looking for a game for a long time! (and in the end, i ended up as a DM for 2 of my friends cause... FUCK I WANT TO PLAY!)
I always end up as the GM in those pen&paper things.
It's fun to weave a tale, but oh-so-much-work! Usually spend a full weekend just to prepare a single session. So taxing.
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/rolls to riot
Dendrek rolled a 10.
With all the might that his puny little arms can muster, Dendrek manages to pick up a chair. Considering the chair is nearly twice his size, some might consider this an impressive feat. He nearly stumbles backwards with the chair hanging overhead, but he manages to stay upright. With tremendous effort, he tosses the chair angrily. It lands a few inches in front of him, almost exactly in the same spot it was previously.
"The barkeep asked why we carried weapons inside, we said mimics. They laughed, we laughed, the table laughed. We killed the table. Good times."
While people are waiting for the game thread (I'm whipping Reticence as hard as I can, honest), enjoy the tale of Eric and the Gazebo.
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html
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The Gazebo is such a classic.
Guys. Guys, guys. Listen. Guys, hey listen! You've got to see this. Guys, you've got to see this.
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Go watch that.