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something like thisOriginally Posted by NovaFirefall
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Thread: You have to choose one...
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2016-05-23, 08:47 PM #21Deleted
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2016-05-23, 08:48 PM #22Deleted
Thats sex about 300 times right? right?
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2016-05-23, 08:48 PM #23Merely a Setback
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Spare Ribs are good, but there are plenty of other awesome foods I can get. It's been a couple months since I had sex.
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
And there they lay I damn me eyes
All lookouts clapped on Paradise
All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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2016-05-23, 08:49 PM #24Stood in the Fire
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FIRST OF ALL I CANT EVEN SEE HER ASS, Which is a VERY important detail! Originally Posted by Shiift
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Second of all, I'd choose the ribs, if it's that chick... Unless the ass turns out to be amazing.
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2016-05-23, 08:50 PM #25Mechagnome
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Spareribs. I can masturbate in like 30 seconds if I set my mind to it.
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2016-05-23, 08:50 PM #26Deletedthe world record is for a man that could 3 min after his first. So thats about 10 sessions... If your physicly capable. Originally Posted by ctd123
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2016-05-23, 08:50 PM #27DeletedLooks great. But then I'm a pervert, so all women look great to me. Well maybe not the extreme cases, even I have SOME standards. Originally Posted by Shiift
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2016-05-23, 08:50 PM #28Immortal
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1. many people don't like ribs Originally Posted by Shiift
2. who the fuck needs to eat for 3 hours straight? I get that you are on an MMO forum, but we aren't all fatasses who eat 5000 calories a day.
3. Many of us can also get a good meal whenever, so why pass off sex for something we also have already have available to us?A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.
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2016-05-23, 08:50 PM #29Banned
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30 min of sex could be good or bad depending on your partner...
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2016-05-23, 08:52 PM #30Scarab Lord
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First off, not a major fan of sparerids. Second, 3 hours of any one food sounds exhausting.
So I guess I'll take the 30 mins and make the best of it with what I got.
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2016-05-23, 08:52 PM #31Warchief
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Yes, yes I will. Once I found that is ofc and then I also need to get the balls to shoot you and also somehow get a gun. THEN! Then I will shoot you. It may take a few years but that is something you have to live with. Originally Posted by Eleccybubb
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2016-05-23, 08:52 PM #32Deletedthats a filthy lie Originally Posted by Schattenlied
Some people are just so incredibly shitty at parties. Ugh.
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2016-05-23, 08:53 PM #33I am Murloc!
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Originally Posted by Reg
Still no question: sex is the only answer.
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2016-05-23, 08:53 PM #34Warchief
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Tough call. 30min sex isnt that long and quite common -ribs on the other hand I dont eat that often.
If we have to go with the picture provided, then i'll go for the ribs, assuming they are atleast tasty.
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2016-05-23, 08:54 PM #35Warchief
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Could have been any kind of food, 3h of it and I would puke. So 30 min of sex.
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2016-05-23, 08:54 PM #36Banned
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Ok and what if you get to my house with the gun and your gun jams and I have a perfectly working gun? Originally Posted by Crillam
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2016-05-23, 08:55 PM #37Titan
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I don't care for spare ribs so ...
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2016-05-23, 08:55 PM #38Blademaster
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As someone who is married with a toddler and another baby on the way? 3 Hours of spare ribs. I haven't had ribs in forever. Let alone 3 hours to eat something in peace.
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2016-05-23, 08:55 PM #39High Overlord
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3h of all you can eat does not seems like something i would enjoy
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2016-05-23, 08:56 PM #40Immortal
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Good thing I don't go to parties then, isn't it? Originally Posted by Shiift
There are a lot of foods I would choose before ribs, a lot... I haven't had ribs in over 6 years, because I can't stand them... I also don't like the free beer, I don't really drink, it all tastes like ass (except Mead, which is wonderful, but I still rarely have it).A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.
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