You have to choose one...

[Reeve]

FIRST OF ALL I CANT EVEN SEE HER ASS, Which is a VERY important detail!

Second of all, I'd choose the ribs, if it's that chick... Unless the ass turns out to be amazing.

She looks perfectly acceptable to me. Not a stunning beauty, but not bad either. If she had a cool personality I'd be all over her.

[Kuntantee]

I will pick Lust over Gluttony.

[Mehrunes]

I'd rather eat garbage that ribs (there's at least a chance I may find something edible there, compared to a negative chance in case of anything remotely related to ribs) so anything pitted against ribs wins by default.

[Ghargatuloth]

She looks perfectly acceptable to me. Not a stunning beauty, but not bad either. If she had a cool personality I'd be all over her.

In what UNIVERSE would I give two #$&*s about the personality of the person I'd be @#$%ing for 30 minutes? If her ass is at LEAST above average I'd choose her, otherwise she could be like the nerdy saint everyone wants to be friends with, STILL WOULD CHOOSE THE RIBS! I don't even like ribs, that's how much I would like to avoid sub-par sex with a unsuitable butt.

[Deleted]

I choose the sex, because fuck eating for 3 hours, I can eat like 2-3 sandwiches and go for hours without feeling hungry.

[Reeve]

In what UNIVERSE would I give two #$&*s about the personality of the person I'd be @#$%ing for 30 minutes? If her ass is at LEAST above average I'd choose her, otherwise she could be like the nerdy saint everyone wants to be friends with, STILL WOULD CHOOSE THE RIBS! I don't even like ribs, that's how much I would like to avoid sub-par sex with a unsuitable butt.

Someone's personality can often have a higher correlation with the quality of the sex than their physical attractiveness, once you reach an attractiveness minimum.

[Deleted]

I haven't had sex in about 4 months since my husband left for South Korea, so I'd definitely choose sex (with my husband) over spareribs, atm.

If I went 4 months without sex (does masturbating count as sex?), I would have sex with your husband too, and I'm a straight guy.

[Reg]

Someone's personality can often have a higher correlation with the quality of the sex than their physical attractiveness, once you reach an attractiveness minimum.

Truth. But sometimes you just need to put your dick in an empty shell that has been very well decorated! lol

[Ghargatuloth]

Someone's personality can often have a higher correlation with the quality of the sex than their physical attractiveness, once you reach an attractiveness minimum.

You are entitled to your WRONG opinion there, buddy.

[Crillam]

Ok and what if you get to my house with the gun and your gun jams and I have a perfectly working gun?

I reveal myself to be your real father and you forgive me I guess?
That is how it works, right?

[Viikkis]

Pizza would be better so I'll have to choose sex then.

[Reeve]

Truth. But sometimes you just need to put your dick in an empty shell that has been very well decorated! lol

Truth. I've done a bit of that. It's nice when the well decorated shell has awesome insides too though.

[Puupi]

30 minutes of sex? That would be like.....10 sexytimes! Count me in, where do I sign?

[Lady Dragonheart]

I'd take the spareribs. I can essentially get sex whenever I'd like, so that isn't much of an issue. Preparing or going out to get ribs is significantly rarer and more tedious.

[Reg]

Truth. I've done a bit of that. It's nice when the well decorated shell has awesome insides too though.

I'm at the age I should be looking for those decent insides, but I'm still stuck shopping for shells!

(This is the stupidest metaphor I ever started lol)

[Deleted]

A thread like this is so much more fun than all the lbgt, political, blm, immigration bullshit around. We need some talk about things that matter in live. Ribs and sex whoohoo.

[WskyDK]

So a years worth of sex, or a plate of food I'll never finish?

[Deleted]

I'm at the age I should be looking for those decent insides, but I'm still stuck shopping for shells!

(This is the stupidest metaphor I ever started lol)

"beautifull on the inside".... Unless you can turn inside out gtfo.

[Viikkis]

30 mins is pretty short time for sex tho

[Ghargatuloth]

I'm at the age I should be looking for those decent insides, but I'm still stuck shopping for shells!

(This is the stupidest metaphor I ever started lol)

What is even happening with you two, I thought this was about sex, not "feelings" and shit like that.

This thread is becoming too girly for my tastes.