If you're hungry you can concentrate on sex and your lover will feel bad cause you're distracted. Best to pour the ribs over her and lick them off.
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Should have been:
1 hour (total over the week) of great sex, just the way you like it, with a partner of your choice (no celebrities).
vs
1 hour (total over the week) of pigging out on any food you want, fully prepared by expert chefs, without getting fat or getting sick, and it's free.
At any rate, that sounds like a good addition to any life
Mother pus bucket!
When I was a teenager or my early 20's there would have been no debate...SEX!
...but now that I'm 40 I would take the ribs, honestly you eventually get to the point that sex just seems like too much work for little reward, especially after you've been married for a decade.
Last edited by Dervrak; 2016-05-23 at 09:50 PM.
What the F?
Spareribs votes are way too low. Lots of liars or sex-craving people here @_@
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Ummm sex I guess but it depends with who and if they're even nice to look at >.>
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Well, I definitely wouldn't make it for all 3 hours of the spareribs. I probably wouldn't make it more than a few minutes into that before I got full and couldn't eat anymore (especially considering how huge the portions are for most of the BBQ places where I live). So by that logic, I wouldn't really get the full value from the "3 hours of spareribs" option.
[comedy "lulz you wouldn't last the full 30 minutes for sex either" comment goes here]
Last edited by Ciddy; 2016-05-26 at 01:24 PM.