At my grandparents lake property there were a few gardner snakes. I think I was 4 or 5 and my cousins wanted to catch them and must have spent 3 hours searching. They gave up and sat down on some rocks. I was coming to tell them that dinner was ready fell right in front of them and was 3 inches away from a snake. Screamed and gtfo of there.
This is why I poop and pee standing up.
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
-- Capt. Copeland
Jesus Christ how horrifying.