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    Are you able to blow up balloons?

    Anyone else struggle with this simple task? It's the reason I avoid parties to this day. Not only does it hurt my cheeks, I also don't know how to tie a balloon.

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    Have you been checked for emphysema?

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    I have asthma and epmphysema. I can get past that, its the pain i feel in the corner of my cheek muscles that makes me hate balloons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    I have asthma and epmphysema. I can get past that, its the pain i feel in the corner of my cheek muscles that makes me hate balloons.
    Exercise your cheeks more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Not only does it hurt my cheeks...
    Stop smoking as many cigarettes.

    ...I also don't know how to tie a balloon.
    Stop smoking as many funny cigarettes.


    How have you managed to survive into your 40s?

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    Damnit, I clicked here hoping for a real thread. The amount of Jays around here is too damn high!

    But what the hell.

    If you avoid parties because you can't blow up balloons....you've never been to a party. That only happens in the preparation and can be done by someone else if you have emphysema

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    Is this seriously a thing? Given the OP I find it hard to tell.

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    First world problems.

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    Can you get emphysema from weed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Can you get emphysema from weed?
    Yes, even without all the bullshit that is in cigarettes, you are still sucking burnt carbon into your lungs.

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    this struggle happened at an early age..I think I was 6 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    Taking the easy way out huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    this struggle happened at an early age..I think I was 6 years old.
    Are they going to make a film of your life? I would watch it.

    "My struggle with balloons, burning down kitchens and family gatherings."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Are they going to make a film of your life? I would watch it.

    "My struggle with balloons, burning down kitchens and family gatherings."
    o snap! lol

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    I can but I hate to. It hurts the tube in my ears, pain goes all the way down my neck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Stop smoking as many cigarettes.



    Stop smoking as many funny cigarettes.


    How have you managed to survive into your 40s?
    When did inflating balloons become a mandatory part of the aging process?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Issalice View Post
    I can but I hate to. It hurts the tube in my ears, pain goes all the way down my neck.
    thank you...so i'm not fucking crazy after all. thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Direpenguin View Post
    When did inflating balloons become a mandatory part of the aging process?
    That was just a general question, mostly related to his previous posts, but including the inability to tie a balloon.

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    If you can't blow up a balloon, that's probably a sign you're horribly out of shape.

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