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    Ugh, drunk women

    So i just (20 mins ago) had to literally drag my GF like 3 blocks and then get her into bed because she was so wasted. She didnt even drink that much, things just went south. I let her sleep on the pavement for like 5 mins before getting fed up and trying to get her up again. holy fucking shit anoying. Thank god i still have the pictures for tomorrow.

    Did you ever take home a drunk friend/gf that coulnd walk anymore? How did u do it?

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    You literally dragged a human being on concrete pavement for 3 blocks? (also why not just carry her?)

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    Nah, I don't hang out with people who are so careless with their bodies.

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    Ugh, drunk people...

    Luckily, the days of experiencing drunken behaviour is a part locked away in my childhood. Glad to never experience it again.

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    you literally dragged her through the dirt usually present on a sidewalk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    You literally dragged a human being on concrete pavement for 3 blocks? (also why not just carry her?)
    It builds character!

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    Taking pictures of her drunk will only make her hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    You literally dragged a human being on concrete pavement for 3 blocks? (also why not just carry her?)
    Because 75kg of lifeless mass is hard carry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Taking pictures of her drunk will only make her hate you.
    She threw up now and shes pretty much coming to her senses. I showed her the first few pictures. That response. So awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    Nah, I don't hang out with people who are so careless with their bodies.
    Meh, shit happens.

    One minute you're sober and than suddenly, bam! The Captain Morgan and Coke just comes and one shots you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Because 75kg of lifeless mass is hard carry.
    you just outed your gf as a fatty online

    damn son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    So i just (20 mins ago) had to literally drag my GF like 3 blocks and then get her into bed because she was so wasted. She didnt even drink that much, things just went south. I let her sleep on the pavement for like 5 mins before getting fed up and trying to get her up again. holy fucking shit anoying. Thank god i still have the pictures for tomorrow.

    Did you ever take home a drunk friend/gf that coulnd walk anymore? How did u do it?
    Many times, I just slung them over my shoulder barbarian style. Then I verbally abused them the next day for their antics. It never really bothered me, I found it more funny than anything else.

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    Can't really stand these types of drunk women, flirty tipsy is great, comatose in a trash can is fucking disgusting and I don't date them long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Did you ever take home a drunk friend/gf that coulnd walk anymore? How did u do it?
    Most the time I pick them up, toss them on my shoulder, and walk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    So i just (20 mins ago) had to literally drag my GF like 3 blocks and then get her into bed because she was so wasted. She didnt even drink that much, things just went south. I let her sleep on the pavement for like 5 mins before getting fed up and trying to get her up again. holy fucking shit anoying. Thank god i still have the pictures for tomorrow.

    Did you ever take home a drunk friend/gf that coulnd walk anymore? How did u do it?
    ITS AWFUL I went to bahamas last month with my 2 sisters and 3 other girls and my sister and and her best friend got drunk for the first time. They were fighting over drinks like little kids my sister got moodswings and started crying saying she wasnt drunk cause i didnt allow her to drink any more.
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    Because 75kg of lifeless mass is hard carry.
    Maybe you should consider hitting the gym then. Perhaps show some responsibility with helping to limit how much your friend consumes?

    Also, why the hell do you bring something like this to a public forum anyways? It's petty and rather rude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    you just outed your gf as a fatty online

    damn son
    I bet she can't cook either.

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    When people are that intoxicated, you need to be very careful of alcohol poisoning. I would bring her to the ER. Don't risk it. I drink like twice a week and I would never leave a friend like that to "sleep it off". People die that way all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Because 75kg of lifeless mass is hard carry.

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    She threw up now and shes pretty much coming to her senses. I showed her the first few pictures. That response. So awesome.
    You like 'em big!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jettzypher View Post
    Maybe you should consider hitting the gym then. Perhaps show some responsibility with helping to limit how much your friend consumes?

    Also, why the hell do you bring something like this to a public forum anyways? It's petty and rather rude.
    I deadlift 190...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    You like 'em big!
    Shes 1.86m, shes fit dont worry

    Also:
    *snippy snip*
    Huehue, shell fucking hate me for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Shes 1.86m, shes fit dont worry
    And her name is Dave.

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