Which Overwatch heroes would you make gay/lesbian/bi/attack helicopter?

[zito]

They really overdid Zarya in my opinion, they could have made her look like a tough as hell, weight lifting chick but they just made her look like a chunky man.

why would they? Nobody else is really standardized. 76 is an old man, mei is a chubby midget, mcree is missing an arm genji is 90% robot

like um....

[Saverem]

Why do people think Zarya is lesbian? Does being a buff female athlete with pink hair make you one?

Yes.




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[Mormolyce]

It would actually be quite a subversion if Zarya turned out to be straight.

Because no one wants to see two gay dudes kissing and rubbing up in a fucking video game, thats why.

A cursory look over the internet will show you you're very mistaken about that.

Exactly, this is what I'm talking about. I'm straight. I don't go shoving my straightness down other peoples' throats. No one cares if I'm straight. So don't shove your gayness down my throat. I don't care if you're gay.

Exactly, it's not like there are any heterosexuals in video games.

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What is the gay agenda? I keep seeing it mentioned, but never any detail.

Step 1: Put gay characters in video games.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Mass buggery.

Why do they need to have any preference at all? Do we really need that as lore for each character?

We know Widowmaker had a husband. Why did we need to know that?

Well it was relevant to her backstory and character. Who you love kind of is...

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I see this cancerous thread has been semi-necroed (wasnt exactly dead to be necroed hence the "semi").
Widow is already straight if you read her bio (inb4 the "ermagherd she can be bi you shitlord") so there goes one of your ships.
And if theres anyone out there whos gay I really doubt its gonna be Hanzo and McCree.

You're not inb4 that, we went over that pages ago :P

My ideal Reaper would identify as an attack helicopter.

You know what would fit nicely? Necrophilia

[Magicalcrab]

We know Widowmaker had a husband. Why did we need to know that?

Well it was relevant to her backstory and character. Who you love kind of is...

Emphasis on had.

[Mormolyce]

Emphasis on had.

Whoah there, I wasn't boarding your ship!

[Xaath]

I don't care for ships, but this topic makes me wish there was a brawl where everyone is bastion in attack helicopter mode with free flying, minigun as primary attack and "Justice" ultimate (or instead of that a barrage of helix rockets on a cooldown)

[Tradewind]

I am already 99.9% certain that both Zarya and Pharah have a clenis.

[Bryrida]

Symmetra's one of my favorite (if not, my favorite) Overwatch hero, so no she is not "autistic"... nononononono

Also, Widowmaker had a husband so she's definitely into dudes, she could be bi I guess. But Tracer is annoying so she probably teases her because she hates her. Not a fan of them being friends, let alone lovers. I think of them as rivals.

[Speaknoevil]

Symmetra's one of my favorite (if not, my favorite) Overwatch hero, so no she is not "autistic"... nononononono

Autism is a spectrum, it doesn't always mean that someone is wholly or even severely deficient.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_overload

Hence, "The true enemy of humanity is disorder."

[Bushtuckrman]

I want to bend Tracer over and make her my fuck doll 24/7. I would blow in her then go back in time 3 seconds to do it again over and over.


/I talk like this because thats the type of thread this is

[Pull My Finger]

I would not make any heroes gay - or whatever. I think that people who think about stuff like that should get themselves laid, so they wouldn't have to project their sexual pressure on stuff like video games.

[Deleted]

Would go Attack Heli for Bastion!

[Almaric]

Topics like this make me wish this game was never created.

[Taalyn]

I would not make any heroes gay - or whatever. I think that people who think about stuff like that should get themselves laid, so they wouldn't have to project their sexual pressure on stuff like video games.

I'll assume, like most people, you have wondered if a celebrity or two is a lesbian (if you're a straight male) or gay (if you're a straight female). What's the difference between a celebrity or a video game character?

Also I'd like to point just because one Overwatch character might be gay doesn't mean they have to be in a relationship with another Overwatch character. Soldier 76 could be a sugar daddy to some 18 year old twink in Ohio.

[blankfaced]

Exactly, this is what I'm talking about. I'm straight. I don't go shoving my straightness down other peoples' throats. No one cares if I'm straight. So don't shove your gayness down my throat. I don't care if you're gay.

Might want to choose your words more wisely next time. But this is interesting, you certainly like to talk about shoving things down your throat.

I would not make any heroes gay - or whatever. I think that people who think about stuff like that should get themselves laid, so they wouldn't have to project their sexual pressure on stuff like video games.

Relationships are in just about every game, the overwhelming majority of them are straight. So what, every game maker out there should just go get laid....that's all they need? What a ridiculous blanket statement to make.

[Pull My Finger]

I'll assume, like most people, you have wondered if a celebrity or two is a lesbian (if you're a straight male) or gay (if you're a straight female). What's the difference between a celebrity or a video game character?

Well, the obvious difference would be that video game characters aren't real people and don't even exist. But anyways, I actually don't find myself thinking about celebrities and how lesbian they might be. Not sure I understand, what for?

[Zatachi]

Well, the obvious difference would be that video game characters aren't real people and don't even exist. But anyways, I actually don't find myself thinking about celebrities and how lesbian they might be. Not sure I understand, what for?

While celebs are real people, for most humans they are as far away from meet&greet as any game character. So, no difference at all.
As much as i would love to meet Jackie Chan, the chances are about the same as to meet Tracer.


PS: Dont know if allready said, but Pharah is clearly the attack helicopter, have you looked at her kit and playstyle? XD

[Magicalcrab]

Whoah there, I wasn't boarding your ship!

It is too late, Mormolyce.

It was always too late...

[Taalyn]

Black Soldier + Captain Tracer 0_o

[Mormolyce]

Topics like this make me wish this game was never created.

And every other game where people make slashes and ships and headcanons and whatnot?

So like... every remotely popular video game with memorable characters?

Might want to choose your words more wisely next time. But this is interesting, you certainly like to talk about shoving things down your throat.

Somehow that's always the particular phrase they choose.

Stop shoving your sexuality down my throat! Your tumescent... throbbing... veiny... sexuality...

Well, the obvious difference would be that video game characters aren't real people and don't even exist.

Not existing makes it easier to imagine their private lives.