Where I live, there is a lot of gooses, and they often cross roads in huge packs. It is always adorable to see drivers stop before them and look at them, smiling, patiently waiting for them to get across.
Where I used to live, I had two pet turtles. If a robber got inside and tried to harm my turtles... I kid you not, I had a meat hammer with large spikes stored in the kitchen just for that, and I would put it to good use. I am a very nice and peaceful guy, hardcore pacifist - but don't you dare harm innocent animals on my watch, especially those I love: I will get stabby.