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    First game ever.. Get a fish stuck up my dick and drown in a lake.

    I call this game rigged, I'm always the lucky bastard on first tries! I should've worn my lucky boxers today.

    This will probably be a good indication for my future hunger games career.

    Gratz Chrono

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    First game ever.. Get a fish stuck up my dick and drown in a lake.

    I call this game rigged[...]
    No, I'd say that's about par for the course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    And you will win, next week.
    You'll get the pic the week after

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    First game ever.. Get a fish stuck up my dick and drown in a lake.

    I call this game rigged, I'm always the lucky bastard on first tries! I should've worn my lucky boxers today.

    This will probably be a good indication for my future hunger games career.

    Gratz Chrono
    You call rigged? Me and Pendra haven't won in a year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    First game ever.. Get a fish stuck up my dick and drown in a lake.

    I call this game rigged, I'm always the lucky bastard on first tries! I should've worn my lucky boxers today.

    This will probably be a good indication for my future hunger games career.

    Gratz Chrono
    Everyone gets the dick fish sooner or later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Everyone gets the dick fish sooner or later.
    I think I saw that weird fish on discovery once, nightmare material. Woman often complain about blow jobs but in reality it means we trust them with our favorite toy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amirila View Post
    You call rigged? Me and Pendra haven't won in a year!
    You're a mermaid, how are you ever gonna win? For a small fee I might carry you, but I'm not a 2.4k+ Hunger games player.

    Pendra seems too nice, nice people always die first or at least don't reach the end. That 'moment' with the small girl in hunger games 1 I think, kills me every time.

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    Some people read, some listen to music but I often watch an episode of a series/anime or whatever before going to bed. Now I'm in the mood for a movie. Brave worth the watch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post

    You're a mermaid, how are you ever gonna win? For a small fee I might carry you, but I'm not a 2.4k+ Hunger games player.

    Pendra seems too nice, nice people always die first or at least don't reach the end. That 'moment' with the small girl in hunger games 1 I think, kills me every time.
    Pendra actually has one of the higher kill counts last I checked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini Sunrise View Post
    Pendra actually has one of the higher kill counts last I checked.
    Maybe she seems nice but is a psychopath deep inside? Goes in for reckless kills and ends up killing herself. If Hunger games taught us anything is that those do not win as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    Maybe she seems nice but is a psychopath deep inside? Goes in for reckless kills and ends up killing herself. If Hunger games taught us anything is that those do not win as well.
    Neeeeeverrr Pendra is the nicest EVER the kills are all accidents

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    I think I saw that weird fish on discovery once, nightmare material. Woman often complain about blow jobs but in reality it means we trust them with our favorite toy!

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    You're a mermaid, how are you ever gonna win? For a small fee I might carry you, but I'm not a 2.4k+ Hunger games player.

    Pendra seems too nice, nice people always die first or at least don't reach the end. That 'moment' with the small girl in hunger games 1 I think, kills me every time.

    EDIT:

    Some people read, some listen to music but I often watch an episode of a series/anime or whatever before going to bed. Now I'm in the mood for a movie. Brave worth the watch?
    Pendra is nice in the way that a chainsaw wielding murderer can guilt trip the jury into thinking it was self defence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Pendra is nice in the way that a chainsaw wielding murderer can guilt trip the jury into thinking it was self defence.
    This is example is a little tooo specific, can you elaborate on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    O...oh.

    I'm sorry my butt isn't worthy.
    Joe I just don't want to die, and if my head slams into your butt i'm still gonna die, but then i'll die ALONE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    This is example is a little tooo specific, can you elaborate on that?
    You will see it, Pendra can get 5 kills in a game but whoever kills her is labelled a monster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    You will see it, Pendra can get 5 kills in a game but whoever kills her is labelled a monster.
    #1 rule.. you never fucking kill pendra, monsters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanyali View Post
    #1 rule.. you never fucking kill pendra, monsters.
    Well I had zero kills, so I guess at least I did something right. I guess killing Pendra on your first game will get you instantly hated by everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    Well I had zero kills, so I guess at least I did something right. I guess killing Pendra on your first game will get you instantly hated by everyone.
    thats probably one of the best ways to get everyone to hate you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanyali View Post
    Neeeeeverrr Pendra is the nicest EVER the kills are all accidents
    Pendra for clumsiest person 2016?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Pendra is nice in the way that a chainsaw wielding murderer can guilt trip the jury into thinking it was self defence.
    Why do you pick chainsaw wielding as an example? I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
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    Brolibear!
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    Ladies know and love his caaaaaause! It is the Panda with the Chainsaw claaaaaws!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rascal Bob View Post
    Pendra for clumsiest person 2016?
    Don't let them fool you, If you've seen Mirai nikki, Imagine Pendra as the pink haired chick.
    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

    – Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts

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    Too bad I didnt get to play with those explosives!

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    Too bad I didnt get to play with those explosives!
    Maybe tomorrow.

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