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    Only immediate amputation can save you now. Go get your saw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miyagie View Post
    Take the oppertonity, its time for a chainsawhand.
    Why not a shoehornhand?


  3. #23
    1. Get a saw
    2. Apply the saw to the limb

    Godspeed OP.

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    I know this is probably not what you want to hear, OP, but you should probably get to a hospital. Cat scratch fever ISNT just a catchy song. Cat claws have a nasty bacteria that they share a sort of symbiotic relationship with. The bacteria get a home and the cat gets a nice bacteria that attacks would-be predators. The only problem is that it attacks humans too.

    You wont notice anything for about a week but then you will start getting fever-like symptoms. After a few days gangrene will start to show on the area which you were scratched.

    tl;dr get to hospital now, or lose your hand

  5. #25
    You own a cat.

    Get used to being scratched, and go on with your day.

    You'll get scratched again, many more times.
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    Eat meat. Drink water. Do cardio and burpees. The good life.

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    Somehow I wonder how people like this survive on a daily basis. I get a broken drill bit driven into the flesh of my greasy hand, cover the hole with a greasy thumb to stop the guy running the drill from fainting from seeing blood. Go to the truck, fold up a paper towel against the hole, wrap it with electrical tape and go back to work.

    You get a scratch from a cat while gaming, and basically assume you're going to die.

  7. #27
    Piss on it for sterilization then cauterize the wound.
    "I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."

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    Use cologne

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    Is this for real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by British Bulldog View Post
    am i fucked?
    calm down, its a house cat
    Be feared, or be fuel

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    Three words, cat scratch fever. You're probably going to die.

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    Do wounds actually get infected or am I being memed at by movies and books?
    Wounds yes a scratch maybe.

  13. #33
    lol wash it good and keep an eye on it, if it looks like it not getting better then go to the ER

  14. #34
    Leave the wound open, now is a great time to go clean the litter!

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    soon you will bleed out and die horribly while your cats eats your in blood soaked corpse.


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