Monday was sunny. North Korea calls it an act of war.
Tuesday it rained. North Korea calls it an act of war.
Wednesday was sunny again. North Korea calls it an act of war.
Thursday. The water in Kim's pool was 2C below the perfect 30C. The Great Leader was unamused and executed his second uncle and all his gardeners, and then kidnapped a Japanese engineer to fix his pool.
Friday. It's been 48 hours without declaring war, Kim is bored, so he declares war on South Korea and threatens to shell Seoul. Instead he launches a missile that misfires and drops into his backyard destroying is pool and killing his Japanese Pool fixing engineer. North Korea calls it an act of war by Japan and shells an empty island of the South Korean shore.
Saturday. Friday was a busy day and Kim needs some well earned rest and relaxation, so he goes to play Pokemon Go, carried around on a pedestal held up by starving South Korean children, and the Pokemons are played by live action actors, who have to fight to death for the honor of entering Kim's Collection. Gotta catch em all.
Sunday. Kim watches Independence Day 2. North Korea calls it an act of war and threatens to immolate the West Coast in Nuclear fire.