Well aren't you just bursting full of rainbows and sunshine! I'm sure you fart butterflies and are just real joy to be around. Now tell me, when you were growing up did you want to become a parking ticket agent?
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I had an email correspondence with Noam Chomsky once when I was in college, I was seriously stoked that it was actually him replying to me and not his secretary or something. So needless to say this is not even logical enough, for me. People are so very susceptible to irrational beliefs due to the same evolutionary niches which also enabled us to formulate complex languages and be creative.