Watching couples text each other

[Rumblecrush]

Watching lonely single men make shitty bait threads LUL

[Yvaelle]

Kids love that shit. Why they can't just move onto beer and wine to make beverage shopping easier is just one example of the little bastards' lack of consideration.

The French give wine to their kids, maybe we just need to stop coddling our kids with pasturized cow secretions.

[Aucald]

What do married couples do with all this milk? Is it a sexual thing?

Every example of productive texting is apparently about getting milk from stores.

Is milk a code-word for nipple clamps or butt plugs or something?

Milk is typically used with cereal and I take a dollop of it and some honey in my morning tea. We have to keep getting it because we generally don't get gallons of it, but rather use the little 12 oz. bottles. Saves money and waste but you have to keep buying them if you need them over the weekend.

[Jayburner]

just once can you stupid fuckers take my word for gospel?

[Deleted]

The French give wine to their kids, maybe we just need to stop coddling our kids with pasturized cow secretions.

It curdles when poured on Coco Pops. That's the other stuff they are bottomless pits for; our daughter went through a phase a few years ago where we just used to eventually give her the box to graze at. She'd lick her hand and give it a swirl and then gnaw the cereal off when she thought we weren't looking.....

[Kapadons]

What do married couples do with all this milk? Is it a sexual thing?

Every example of productive texting is apparently about getting milk from stores.

Is milk a code-word for nipple clamps or butt plugs or something?

You may just be a pervert.



Sometimes milk is just milk

[Nigel Tufnel]

Last four txts from my better half to me (verbatim):

Her: My mum will cone and pick the children up on Friday and have them all day, shell bring them home for 5.30 so they can have some tea before going to the pub with you.

Her: Beavers v late - doing fires and marshmallows, still not back. Are the girls home? Are the getting themselves ready?

Me: They're getting in the shower

Her: Excellent



So much fucking drama.

Just wait unitl you pre-teens hit 40, then you'll see...

[Henako]

The fuck? How old are you?

[Fat Mac]

What do married couples do with all this milk? Is it a sexual thing?

Every example of productive texting is apparently about getting milk from stores.

Is milk a code-word for nipple clamps or butt plugs or something?

nope . missionary.



also fyi if you are married with kids, you go through a lot of fucking milk. seriously its like wtf

[Yvaelle]

My dad made wine when we were kids - still does now - and he would allow my sisters and I to have one glass each at dinner. I believe I was about 14 when he first let us and it continued up until I left home at 18.

When I was 7/8 I used to spend my winters in Val d'Isere, a ski town in France - and the old dude who owned the (BnB? House? It was weird) used to try to coax my parents into giving me wine even at that age (a glass with dinner, similarly) - sometimes they said yes - sometimes no.

As a kid, it was just weird-tasting juice, but the uncertainty of whether or not I could have it made it exciting/taboo.

[Fat Mac]

The French give wine to their kids

i thought most muslim counties banned alcohol?

[Yvaelle]

i thought most muslim counties banned alcohol?

The day French Muslims try to get wine banned in France, is the day the French respond violently.

[Molis]

I've seen people text for an hour for just one message and get a reply back "K"
how is that productive. I don't like using my fingers tapping on a little screen.

Creeper


My wife and I text all the time.

Usually its: Your kids are being assholes, what cocktail are you going to make me when you get home.

[Deleted]

When I was 7/8 I used to spend my winters in Val d'Isere, a ski town in France - and the old dude who owned the (BnB? House? It was weird)

"Pension" maybe depending upon the set up of how the accommodation was rented out.

[Yvaelle]

"Pension" maybe depending upon the set up of how the accommodation was rented out.

Ah cool - ya definitely a half-pension, since we were skiing most days anyways.

That's a neat model, I'm surprised we don't have something more like it over here.

[tcfoo]

Just scrolling through texts between my me and my wife and it appears it is mostly 3 topics over and over: What do you want to eat? What do I need to pick up from the store? Just thinking about you have a great day!

Anything urgent gets a phone call which happens very rarely

[Celista]

47 years old

Jay, sweetie. Have you ever been in a serious relationship? I ask because you're asking some very obvious questions that is a typical part of couple-dom.

[Tennis]

Watching lonely single men make shitty bait threads LUL

He's 47. How can he be single?

[Celista]

He's 47. How can he be single?

Are you not familiar with Jayburner's threads? He goes to bars and gets drunk, hits on 20-somethings, posts on MMO-C.

[Deleted]

A GODDAM FUCKING MEN!!!!

90% of fights with my gf start with some misunderstanding by me or her on whatsapp. I tried to tell her why not just talk face to face, 90% of the things we talk about on whatsapp could wait until we meet but nooooo, lets go crazy because understand context etc. wrong.