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    I am Murloc! gaymer77's Avatar
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    I won $2.41M on Powerball

    OMFG OMFG OMFG Guys! I went to check my powerball ticket from over the weekend and I won the 5/5 (no powerball) for a sum of $2.41M. I'm being nice to everyone who can read this. If you call me at *snippy snip* I'll personally send you a check for $10,000. BTW still going to finish nursing school as its something I want to complete in my life.

    Infracted - trolling
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    I sincerely hope that's not a real phone number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dendrek View Post
    I sincerely hope that's not a real phone number.
    Google the number to ruin the surprise

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    Nursing school blows.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vaerys View Post
    Gaze upon the field in which I grow my fucks, and see that it is barren.

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    Congratulations if this is true. If it is, you need to contact a lawyer, and not make promises to people about how much money you're willing to give them.

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    Probably someone he is trying to "prank".

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    Well it looks like someone gotten broken up by their girlfriend and is using the internet for revenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaymer77 View Post
    OMFG OMFG OMFG Guys! I went to check my powerball ticket from over the weekend and I won the 5/5 (no powerball) for a sum of $2.41M. I'm being nice to everyone who can read this. If you call me at 605-475-6968 I'll personally send you a check for $10,000. BTW still going to finish nursing school as its something I want to complete in my life.
    Don't waste it. Invest that money into something worthwhile so you can look back with pride and not regret.

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    Part of me wants to yell Troll/hack...but part of me feels really bad for assuming that real generosity doesn't exist...

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    Give me your stuff.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    The rejection hotline. Just google the number. It's not even funny.

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    Phone number leads to Rejection Hotline, so this isnt a real thread.

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