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    What do you think of ASMR?

    ASMR are a bunch of weird videos were weird fucking people do strange shit to make noises, movements and other things that are made to be relaxing/soothing. It's fucking weird as all shit to anyone who doesn't know what the hell it is. Since describing it through words does little justice, have some random examples of ASMR.







    So boys. What say you?

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    It would be like describing the color red to someone who is colorblind.

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    Meh it's basically a drop in the ocean at this point.

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    For the life of me, i don't know how anybody could get turned on by this.

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    For the life of me, i don't know how anybody could get turned on by this.
    That's not exactly its intented purpose, but hot girl whispering int oyour ears is a pretty straightforward turnon.

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    Reminds me of a lot of posters on this website

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    Which just shows, you can do anything on Youtube and there will be idiots watching it... I was impressed by the chicks eating cake, but this takes nonsense to a whole new level.
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    It is awesome. I used to think everyone had it. Only recently found out that it had a name.

    And no, it isn't a sex thing, maybe some get aroused from it, but most don't, it is just deeply relaxing. There is so stimulation of the genitals, its all your head, down the back of your neck and spine, tingles in the most relaxing way possible.
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    I don't like mouth sounds, but I do listen to scalp massage ASRM when I need to calm down. Relaxing as fuck!
    Does wonders if you are having trouble sleeping .

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    I prefer the sound ones where there's pretty much no speech involved. The lasses with their tits practically on show tend not to get clicks from me since I'm not coming to look at a pair of tits, there's much better places for that on the internet.

    This might be more of a thing for British people but the feeling you get when the old expression "someone just walked across my grave" and its a spine-tingling sensation.

    Definitely no sexual connotation for me as I mostly use them at work when I'm doing something very tedious, like SEO on new products.

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    Well, first, ASMR isn't a video, it's a bodily response. None of those videos work with me, but a handful of things seem to do it randomly. I've felt it, and it's quite awesome.

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    looked up some ASMR, kinda odd man.

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    ASMR is nice, but videos devoted to ASMR do the opposite effect for me. I can fall asleep listening to a podcast, or a video by one of my favourite youtubers, but fuck me if i dont get distracted as hell listening to some woman typing on a keyboard or some dude playing with a packet of crisps

    ASMR for me is falling asleep listening to harry potter audio books for the 100th time, or listening to Sips playthrough skyrim for the 50th time

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    Keep in mind the videos I posted in the first post were just some random shit I got when I searched "new asmr". There are also plenty of guys who do this shit, too.

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    ASMR has nothing to do with sex. It's about deep relaxation cause by the tingling feeling that starts at your head and moves down your back. Not everyone experiences it though.
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    I remember on the train and the person behind me was eating. Triggered my ASMR heavy, and I just melted into the chair. Then they finished. I wanted to turn round and command them to keep eating. Not every eating sound, or whisper sets it off for me. With eating, it either repulses me, or the ASMR kicks in, not much middle ground. I also find it that many ASMR videos tend not to work for me. Some do, but most don't. Though, I recently discovered Bob Ross videos. Oh shit son.
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    It's the next level after porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehealadin View Post
    I remember on the train and the person behind me was eating. Triggered my ASMR heavy, and I just melted into the chair. Then they finished. I wanted to turn round and command them to keep eating. Not every eating sound, or whisper sets it off for me. With eating, it either repulses me, or the ASMR kicks in, not much middle ground. I also find it that many ASMR videos tend not to work for me. Some do, but most don't. Though, I recently discovered Bob Ross videos. Oh shit son.
    with me it tends to be whispers or back scratching. Also when you get soft background static in a video that does it too.
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    Certain ways of speaking can bring it on, if it is soft, or if the mouth is wet and certain noises get made. I remember being at a meeting and the main speaker spoke in a way that triggered me ASMR. Fuck knows what she was talking about, I just wanted her to keep talking. And for those wondering, no, I didn't have a stiffy. Heck, arousal would ruin my relaxation.
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    Love it. Love everything about it. I love serious ASMRs that give me mad tingles, and I love joke ASMRs. I love when I'm watching a non-ASMR video and get tingles from it, and I love when I'm listening to talk radio like old Opie and Anthony and someone calls in with a voice that gives me them.


    Here is an example of a non-ASMR video that gets to me:

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