Rio 2016: 42 condoms per athlete

[Mihalik]

Not many of the women are all that attractive, tbh. Half of them look like men and have bodies like men. I can understand the guys because they're generally all good-looking and fit, but the women... yehgh

You can keep the waifs, I'll take the fit as fuck chicks.

You do realize that a sports event women don't dress or act to be eye candy. That's not how most of them look when not doing sporty stuff.

Oldie but still relevant to the issue at hand.

[Rennadrel]

so thats what happened to the pool

The pool turned green because all the swimmers were cumming in it?

[apepi]

Good on them but...why don't they just bring their own condoms if they are going to do that stuff? I mean, most of them are grown up ass people.

[Mistame]

Given the location, I'm guessing that's in case they have sex twice. Let's face, it you screw in Brazil, you need to wear 21 condoms.

[LilSaihah]

Didn't the onion call it two years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKuqGyFqh8

[apepi]

Given the location, I'm guessing that's in case they have sex twice. Let's face, it you screw in Brazil, you need to wear 21 condoms.

Doubling up on condoms is actually bad....

[axlpose]

silly athletes. YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX UNTIL AFTER YOUR EVENT IS OVER!

[TrumpIsPresident]

Wonder if Zika will go global after this despite all the rubbers?

It already is.

[DeltrusDisc]

bunch of young, in shape, in many cases attractive, and physically active athletes are banging? Color me surprised.

Quoted you on Facebook, well done. :P

Seriously, why does this stuff make the news during almost every Olympics?

Do people think these athletes are all sexually moral as shit or something? Why would, or should, they be?

[Kapadons]

Who the fuck uses condoms? Thought that shit went out of style in the mid 80s.

And obligatory echo chamber. Fit people boning ...dur

Some of the chicks are rather ugly and or mannish. Not my personal cup of tea.

[Cyberowl]

Who the fuck uses condoms? Thought that shit went out of style in the mid 80s.

And obligatory echo chamber. Fit people boning ...dur

Some of the chicks are rather ugly and or mannish. Not my personal cup of tea.

You realize the Olympics are in Brazil, right?

Probably one of the worst places in the world to whore around. Wrap it, kids!

[yetgdhfgh]

Wait, wait, wait are you saying young people who are in the absolute prime of there lives want to have sex?

[GennGreymane]

Quoted you on Facebook, well done. :P

Seriously, why does this stuff make the news during almost every Olympics?

Do people think these athletes are all sexually moral as shit or something? Why would, or should, they be?

You are allowing MMO champion to seep into FB?

YOU MONSTER!

[Noxx79]

Not surprised.

I can't remember if it from DC comic's "Outsiders" or "The Authority" for some reason, but basically some super heroes were caught sleeping together, the response was basically "C'mon, we got a large amount of stressed people with the bodies of Olympians, what did you think was going to happen?"

[Cosmic Janitor]

You can keep the waifs, I'll take the fit as fuck chicks.

You do realize that a sports event women don't dress or act to be eye candy. That's not how most of them look when not doing sporty stuff.

Oldie but still relevant to the issue at hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag4C0MFRnmE

At this point I'm convinced that most guys who bitch about fit/skinny women are just bullshitting (themselves) because they can't get one and have to make do with the fat blobs. On one hand I always hear how they are too thin or not "womanly" enough, but on the other they are usually already "out of stock" and once their blob girlfriend/wife is out of earshot they suddenly check out the "twigs" and "little boys" while drooling all over the floor...
@Topic: Wasn't there this one tower jump woman that "partied" so hard that she totally failed the next day? Not surprised anymore

[TwoNineMarine]

I'd love to chill with most of the countries track stars. Sexy freaking women there.

Especially that Australian one. Michelle Jenneke.

[Lenonis]

Fun fact -- in a (very strange) interview Ryan Lochte mentioned that the beach volleyball players are considered the prime meat for Olympic orgies.

http://www.people.com/people/article...024136,00.html

I can see that from a female athlete perspective. Tall and fit.

Wonder what the women go for? Do you go with the buff but short male gymnasts? The lean swimmers/divers? Or just do your own olympic race and get one from each sport!

[A dot Ham]

I mean, what else are olympians going to do while they wait around?

They eat, they sleep, and they fuck.

Its actually strategic. Sexual arousal causes testosterone to be produced and introduced into the body, increasing athletic performance. So it isn't simply something to do... its like a pre-game warm up.

http://www.gq.com/story/why-ronda-ro...before-a-fight

[Logwyn]

Aren't most of them minors?

Age of consent for minors is 14.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_Brazil

I don't condone it at all just pointing out a fact.

[ranzino]

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@Topic: Wasn't there this one tower jump woman that "partied" so hard that she totally failed the next day? Not surprised anymore

Yes, and AFAIK she was fired from the team because she expelled her roommate for that pleasure. it was just very unprofessional to fail and very rude to the roommate.