Here's what I want to know. In an age of smartphones everywhere, all manner of private shit being posted online and stuff being hacked and leaked all the time, and with the Olympic Village being a giant brothel with 75% of the athletes hooking up and fucking each other's brains out...how is it possible that not a single sex video or a single nude pic has found its way online? Surely there's a high demand to see them, and all it takes is one person to leak that shit (or hack some athlete's phones) for it to echo across the internet.