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    [Speculation] WoW Expansion 8.0 - Banner of the Titans

    Well boys we've really run the well dry. I'm sure some people will have fun with this but it was so fucking stupid that I'm willing to risk getting fired to post it.

    World of Warcraft: Banner of the Titans

    With the defeat of the Legion on Draenor and the Broken Isles, news of Azeroth's victory has spread across the cosmos. Before battling the forces of Sargeras on Argus, however, the army needs reinforcements: use technology from three worlds and travel to three strange new lands, uniting them under one banner.

    New Places:
    -The furthest moon of Argus, used as a staging point for the escape of the Draenei, holds secret vigilants who stayed behind to terraform, experiment, and prepare for a rescue they thought might never come.
    -Convergence Keep is a marvel, an entire hollow planet transformed into a ship that travels the twisting nether. Its inhabitants from countless worlds are willing to parley, for a price.
    -K'aresh was the homeworld of the Ethereals before its destruction by the void lords; it has left behind shattered continents, lost peoples, and a dormant ley line network that could power an army.

    New Races:
    -Ethereals (Alliance): Refugees from K'aresh and masters of energy technology, the New Ethereum has cast off their villainous heritage and has offered their services.
    -Sivar (Horde): These haughty dragon-like humanoids were the builders of Convergence Keep, and their cosmic elemental powers have joined the war against the Legion.

    New Specialization: Demon Hunters of Sacrifice (Healing)
    -Take on the wounds and afflictions of your allies, cleansing them in the unholy fire that burns within you.

    New Features:
    -Cross-Faction Grouping and Communication
    -All pre-Banner zones scale with player level, and previous expansions can be done in any order.
    -New Race/Class combination: Pandaren Druids, Draenei Demon Hunters
    -5 favorite Outlands dungeons have been updated for players to explore.

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    PS Save it before mods delete it, you'll see I'm right (in fall 2019)

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsiderTech View Post
    -K'aresh was the homeworld of the Ethereals before its destruction by the void lords; it has left behind shattered continents, lost peoples, and a dormant ley line network that could power an army.
    their homeworld didnt get blown up my the Void Lords.


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    Oh look. Another Etheral alliance leak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsiderTech View Post
    PS Save it before mods delete it, you'll see I'm right (in fall 2019)
    you dont even know what blew the ethereal world up and now you are supposed to be right.
    aha, mark my word! world of warcraft:goldshires dirty secrets in fall 2019!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arafal123 View Post
    their homeworld didnt get blown up my the Void Lords.
    http://wow.gamepedia.com/K%27aresh

    Actually it was
    K'aresh was the original homeworld of the ethereals before they evacuated to wander the Twisting Nether. The planet was conquered by the void lord Dimensius the All-Devouring and his void armies. The current state of K'aresh is unknown, but is speculated to either be controlled by Dimensius the All-Devouring, or have been destroyed by him.

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    Wow can't believe you know 8.0 when we don't even know what 7.2 will be!
    You must be the owner of Blizzard or something like that.
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    Boy, I hope you're wrong. Nothing about this sounds good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadochi View Post
    that thing isnt a Void Lord.
    its a stronger voidwalker, aka void lord.
    the difference is in the spelling.

    holy shit, blizz srsly have to fix those fucking names or people will never get it.


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    I cringe every time someone does one of these. It's always so stupid and so wrong every time.
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    yeah wow cool..how about raising the valor cap consider WoD isn't that far away? 1000 valor points gets u a lollipop and kick in the nutsack these days! Back in my day we could get a bucket of candy and a pet ferret with that sort of points!
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    yeah yeah thats nice

    get out of here, op

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    *Grabs popcorn and coke * this should be worth a laugh or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnifiedDivide View Post
    Wut...

    You say spelling, I assume you mean capitalisation?
    ye, that.
    i never use that word so it never stays in my mind.


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    there are many things which makes this post unbelievable, but the "fall 2019" thing yeah. sure. 3 years of legion expansion sounds totaly legit.

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    Legion hasn't even launched and we're back to this shit already?

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    Let's see.

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    A full three years for an expansion? None have gone much further than two, Vanilla included. I mean, you could have at least tried to make the release timeline believable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsiderTech View Post
    -All pre-Banner zones scale with player level, and previous expansions can be done in any order.
    Best expansion confirmed. Game saved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xWolfx View Post
    there are many things which makes this post unbelievable, but the "fall 2019" thing yeah. sure. 3 years of legion expansion sounds totaly legit.
    It's a 3 year expansion cycle now, we knows players will still all stay subbed even with year+ long gaps so going forward it's ~2 1/3 years of content and let the expac ride for 8-12 months.

    Note: It takes time to create totally new content, and Legion has the last of the plotlines started via RTS/WoW so far
    Last edited by InsiderTech; 2016-08-16 at 01:14 AM.

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    but, but.. Azshara

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    You deserve to be fired from any job just for thinking of this.

    "Demon hunters of sacrifice" /cringe.

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