"I think I play too much WoW" Moments

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I was 'a bit drunk' and I saw a parked car with PVP in the number plate I had a brief moment where I thought about bricking the window 'cos it was flagged for PVP.

Then I thought, for gods sake man what age are you! and stumbled on.

All the usual others, calling real money gold etc.

[ItachiZaku]

I... I drive a ford, and I see other Ford vehicles as horde and then Chevy as Alliance. I'll often think about a group of Fords and see a Chevy and think we should jump it, or see a couple Chevy's and know they can't possibly take me 2 or 3 on 1. I strategize which i'll take out first, which I'll ram into a ditch or tbone etc.

[Vynx]

When I used to play a lot more, sometimes when I was out and wanted to go home, instinctively it came to me to use the heartstone.
I was just amazed what a huge impact the game had on me for having such thoughts.

[Twistedelmo]

Everytime I use Professor Putricide quotes... Good news everyone.... never seems to get old for me... after all these years.... always.

People may mistaken you for Proffessor Farnsworth of Futurama.

[Ciddy]

Was warning a friend about a speed trap once. Almost said "state trooper ganking people at....." before I caught myself

[Valech]

Sometimes I look at the right-top corner to check the minimap and then I realize I'm IRL. /sadpanda

.. the top right corner of what? your. field of view? Wouldn´t that send you spinning?

[Tinary]

Few times when out with wife and friends we use a term "I'll tank this" when we have to do something annoying but gotta do it.

[lordzed83]

When i noticed that i maxed 2 credit cards due to living on em and only playing wow 17 hours a day every day.

[avoidconfusion]

But prof. putri's quotes are just plain ripped-off from professor Farnsworth in Futurama. So whenever you quote that I bet most people think of that show rather than a throwaway raid boss in WoW :P

Could be! But even though it's a Farnworth rip off, it still represents some of my favourite moments in WoW and makes me think that I play too much.

[Ratboy]

Years ago I worked at a computer store, all the guys that worked there played a lot of WoW and several times when talking to customers we would say gold instead of dollars.

Draenei dream
'nuff said

As soon as I have a dream based on a game I'm playing I know I need to take a break.

[Nasriel]

One of the creepiest one was one of the guys I used to be in a guild with admitted during raid time rather than taking a moment to bio he'd urinate in a mug on his desk... He said it's his "favourite mug" and he used to wash it and keep using it to drink from :sick:

You know you play too much when you piss in a mug instead of getting up to go to the toilet. Grotty grotty... Gross!!

[Baconeggcheese]

I often say "fuck this game" in my head while doing random mundane tasks in everyday life. For instance if I get caught at a red light.

[Mrbubbles17]

While driving home from work, I saw a decal on the back of another driver's window and it looked like the Horde Insignia from far away. To my excitement I lowered my window and was showing the background of my phone was the Horde Insignia and was screaming FOR THE HORDE!!! The guy looked at me all crazy and drove away... I did a double take, and it was the Horse-Shoe logo for the Indianapolis Colts......

[Vaelorian]

One of the creepiest one was one of the guys I used to be in a guild with admitted during raid time rather than taking a moment to bio he'd urinate in a mug on his desk... He said it's his "favourite mug" and he used to wash it and keep using it to drink from :sick:

You know you play too much when you piss in a mug instead of getting up to go to the toilet. Grotty grotty... Gross!!

We had a raidbottle. Same catagory?

[Spray]

In highschool I used to literally check people's nameplates only to snap out of it and think "what the fuck did I just try to see".

It's one of those brain farts when you basically convince yourself about weird stuff happening to the reality around you.

Oh, and I use word 'gold' for monies and raid nomenclature from time to time, but that's minor I guess.

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Few times when out with wife and friends we use a term "I'll tank this" when we have to do something annoying but gotta do it.

Heh, pretty much what I meant about raid nomenclature

[Nasriel]

We had a raidbottle. Same catagory?

Was it a bottle you still used and drank out of? If so yes. If not no. I can sorta understand peeing in an empty oj bottle or something you were gonna throw out, but I'd rather do to the loo. Being female however means I don't get that option as the chances of making a mess is extremely high lol

[Zafu]

Regularly use the phrase 'trade me' by accident when someone intends to give me something.

[jettzypher]

I haven't had one in a very, very long time. But earlier days, I had moments where I legitimately fell asleep playing and woke up minutes later still alive and killing things. Was particularly common with bosses and raids. I would doze off and come to mid-rotation.

[mistahwilshire]

When they add a new 70 Exalteds achievement for Legion and I already have 78 before it's even released.

[Ealyssa]

I've tried to check minimaps and use hearthstone few times, and I've played since vanilla when I was like 13, I just turned 24 and it still happens xD

Minimap is on your phone, its all fine