30 year old wizard/virgin

[shadowmouse]

@The BANNzoman That was actually well said.

[breadisfunny]

I don't actually think the OP was serious, but I suppose it's possible.

you doubt the power of virginity?

[THE Bigzoman]

I'm fortunate to have a brother who is pumping out a few babies now, so it's largely gotten my mother off my back. I'm not the type of guy to be crawling in ladies either, and I'm quite fine with that knowledge.

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The "you must be ugly or lazy" comments don't help matters.



Agreed. I viewed the OP as a strange attempt at sarcastic humor. There's no way he believes what he is typing. Therefore, what shocked me was the bitter condemnations of virgins in the posts that followed.

You're asking people to not be bullies and just plain faggets.

If they stop doing that, how will they extend their e dicks and feel better about themselves.

Let's say there's an offchance that the OP wasn't kidding. Which BTW, isn't a stretch--plenty of people view sex poorly to cope with the fact that they aren't getting any. What do the comments that you point out accomplish? It's pretty much seeing someone who has probably had a rough ride and/or struggles socially and kicks them while they're down.

We're all nerds here to a certain degree. I expect better.

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@The BANNzoman That was actually well said.

I swear I've been on a roll with this shit.

[DeltrusDisc]

I think you should go for it, OP. But if you abstain until you're 45 you unlock special bonus powers.

hhehehehehehhee

Ultimate Powers at 60!

[Deleted]

MMOC obviously needs a charity brothel

[breadisfunny]

i approve of this idea.

[Heladys]

I have no doubt you will have plenty of help in maintaining your virginity for as long as possible.

[Azadina]

MMOC obviously needs a charity brothel

You'd be hard pressed to find crazy enough volunteers, after showing them this site

[JohnBrown1917]

Why not go all the way and turn yourself into a eunuch?

Oh, that's right - it's because you still like to beat off, you just want to find a way to make yourself feel better about being unable to connect with other human beings on a sexual level.

TIL - Its impossible to not want sex or just not want to perform unnecessary operations.


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You crazy folk say the darnest things.

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I think making fun of these folks for their choice of sexual practice or lack thereof is definitely the best way to adress thier problem, what about all you folks? I'm sure we can CURE them of this mental illness....right?

>Its a mental illness to not like the same things as me.


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At 40 one becomes a grand wizard.

1 rank-up for every 10 years

[May90]

1 rank-up for every 10 years

But there is level cap at the age of 100, when you become the mightest wizard in the world, with unimaginable powers. Then you can use those powers to make up for the 100 years of abstinence!

[Saucexorzski]

But there is level cap at the age of 100, when you become the mightest wizard in the world, with unimaginable powers. Then you can use those powers to make up for the 100 years of abstinence!

No, you become so powerfull that your body fails you and your spiritual essence is finally released. Don't you know anything?

[Gasper]

but the mind (free from sexual desire) is able to see past primal urges,

Pretty sure waiting until 30 to have sex only increases your desire to have sex and will probably fuck you up more mentally if you start having sex by that age. Your partners will lose interest because while you might be alright outside of sex, pleasing your partner sexually is a part of a relationship required for it to work (Usually).

Sometimes there are exceptions where both parties are happy without sex but whatever. Waiting so long is likely less healthy for you than having it by age 20...

Otherworldly Powers probably will not develop via not having sex and more through a mutation like in x-men. If your powers haven't awakened/manifested before you are 20 I doubt they ever will.

[Dug]

No, you become so powerfull that your body fails you and your spiritual essence is finally released. Don't you know anything?

Is that when you transcend to the 5th dimension?

[ButterBeast]

5 more years and I will be a wizard.

I just utterly despise my generation. Plus the more time I spend around girls the less I like them. I just can't find myself caring about anything they waste time with.

maybe you're just gay?

[darkvexen]

I have contemplated pursuing this endeavor, as I have reasons to believe that staying abstinent until a certain age does, in fact, grant you otherworldly powers. I am not talking about Harry Potter or whatever, but the mind (free from sexual desire) is able to see past primal urges, and opens up doors others cannot see. In essence, you evolve past the human body's urges and transcend into your mind.

I believe that following this path will grant you powers similar to the Buddha, and allow the worthy to transcend into Nirvana. Those who doubt this are foolish and in doubt, but they were never worthy of Nirvana to begin with.

Thoughts?

lol keep trying to justify why you're a virgin at 30

[Damajin]

You'd have to give up far more than just sex in order to pursue enlightenment, for what it's worth. Moreover pursuing it means that it's the last thing you'd ever hope to achieve, thus you really need to rethink your entire sentiment, its motivations and conclusions and ultimately if enlightenment is actually what you want.

[BuckSparkles]

maybe you're just gay?

Nope. Had a g/f for a year or so. And that was fun.

Just never had sex.

[Nfinitii]

This dude can't be serious, he is trolling or smoking a special kind of weed.

[May90]

Is that when you transcend to the 5th dimension?

In Soviet Russia, you do not transcend to the 5th dimension: the 5th dimension transcends to you!

[ButterBeast]

Nope. Had a g/f for a year or so. And that was fun.

Just never had sex.

okay i see.