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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    I can think of many, many more important things we should be concerning ourselves with than the killing of a turtle.
    Like mercy killing a turtle in a glue trap?
    All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    I can think of many, many more important things we should be concerning ourselves with than the killing of a turtle.
    You're on a forum. On the Internet.

    Trust me, you don't have anything more important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    Like mercy killing a turtle in a glue trap?
    Like domestic terrorism, spree-killings, police abuse, infant co-sleeping deaths, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    Like domestic terrorism, spree-killings, police abuse, infant co-sleeping deaths, etc.
    Same thing, for MMO-CHAMP populace
    All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    Same thing, for MMO-CHAMP populace
    I see your point. Carry on then.

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    Image of a suspect:





    Seriously, though, there is no way to excuse such a crime.
    I liked blowing old toys up with firecrackers when I was a kid, but not when I was 21, and we never hurt an animal.
    Mother pus bucket!

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    I'm incredibly autistic and this is the type of thread that is right up my alley. I've been thinking about making quality threads like this. Is that alright?

    I had a pet frog. But I killed it. What do I do?
    "I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    I'm incredibly autistic and this is the type of thread that is right up my alley. I've been thinking about making quality threads like this. Is that alright?

    I had a pet frog. But I killed it. What do I do?
    Cook it and eat it.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heidelstein View Post
    Stopping from being a jerk would be a good start.
    You're the one being angry and insulting, perhaps you should reflect on ones self?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tankbug View Post
    Image of a suspect:




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    God fucking damn it, made it to the last page thinking " I'll get a Mario joke in here!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenkai View Post
    You're the one being angry and insulting, perhaps you should reflect on ones self?
    I'm not the one abusing animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heidelstein View Post
    I'm not the one abusing animals.
    I'm not abusing animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabriel View Post
    Maybe hillbillies just are that stupid universally.
    I reject your inclusion of South east Pennsylvania citizens as Hillbillies. They do not appear to be a part of the Appalachian Mountains and thus they do not meet the criteria required to be called Hillbilies.

    They are just plain ol northern folk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenkai View Post
    I'm not abusing animals.
    Using a glue trap and just letting them die on it in the trash is animal abuse. Defend the indefensible all you want, it'll just make you look stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fargus View Post
    It's not an urban myth. Ignore Elim Garak, there are definite links between harming animals for fun and violent behaviour to people in later life. It's why the FBI has a database on animal cruelty now, considering it a Class A felony.
    It's a semi urban myth based on some guy that went around interviewing some prisoners who then wrote a book on it.

    We can easily see people posting violent comments on this thread and it's not from people who don't care much about turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heidelstein View Post
    Using a glue trap and just letting them die on it in the trash is animal abuse. Defend the indefensible all you want, it'll just make you look stupid.
    Suffocating it in a plastic bag is not more humane the stomping on it? You're childish responses are amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yvaelle View Post
    Plus, even for a hillbilly, throwing dynamite into your field is a good way to blow up your crop / start a fire.
    You clearly haven't been to the sticks of the USA....

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    3 morons. No one would have known if they had done it in the woods.

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    Worthless pack of sub-humans that will never be anything more than a blight and a drain on society.

    If we could swiftly and efficiently destroy garbage like this then we'd have a lot more resources to go around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapadons View Post
    They prefer to be called Appalachian Americans. Stop using hurtful racial slurs
    They're hick ass slack jawed redneck cousin fucking trailer park trash.

    #notapologizing #standbymystandment
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    When all you do is WIN WIN WIN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fargus View Post
    If you felt so bad about it, then why the hell didn't you put him out of its misery first? Fuck's sake...
    As a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammerfest View Post
    Like domestic terrorism, spree-killings, police abuse, infant co-sleeping deaths, etc.
    Every single instance of any of those started by kids blowing up animals or ripping the faces off of them. Fact.
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    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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