Big Frog at my door

[THE Bigzoman]

The entrance to my apartment has this big huge fucking light, and tons and tons of bugs swarm that area (June bugs, huge beetles, countless number of moths) and there's always like 3 to 4 large frogs just chilling there enjoying the food. Since the frogs have came, the amount of bugs flying around has definitely thinned down. Let him do his job, you'll thank him later. :>

And the explanation was so simple. My apartment is similar.


THat explains why he's here all the time. There's also a crack in the sidewalk next to my door, which explains why he isn't snake food.

He actually has it made here.

[Ripster42]

Could be worse.

Could be better.

[Dellis0991]

You just got yourself a new friend.

[The5thVegetable]

All hail our new amphibian overlord, Door Frog!

[THE Bigzoman]

I'm guessing toad looking for bugs to eat.

Same thing.

Only difference is their sex.


Edit: And I couldn't be more wrong.

Shit.

[MonsieuRoberts]

Pics or Bigzo's a liar

[Felya]

Have you tried kissing it? Might be a prince...

[muto]

Have you tried kissing it? Might be a prince...

Yeah. Give it a big wet kiss.

[Laqweeta]

And the explanation was so simple. My apartment is similar.


THat explains why he's here all the time. There's also a crack in the sidewalk next to my door, which explains why he isn't snake food.

He actually has it made here.

That's exactly how mine is too! The sidewalk leading up to the door has like a crack into the building, and he just chills in there when he's done or whatever. lmao. I named him Bob c:

[lavaalamp]

It's dat boi?

Oshitwaddup

[Sunseeker]

As long as it's not this frog, you're okay.

[vilememory]

Frog: I am the Door Guardian, guardian of the door!
Random bug: Delivery men quiver before him!
Frog to delivery man: FUCK OFF!

[Kapadons]

Same thing.

Only difference is their sex.


Edit: And I couldn't be more wrong.

Shit.

Too bad it's a toad and not a frog. Frog legs are awesome if battered correctly.

OT - all toads are poisonous. Play it safe and relocate him.



To someone else's door step

[Celista]

Clearly it is an animagus, you should ask it when your acceptance letter to Hogwarts will be arriving by owl.

[Jester Joe]

Same thing.

Only difference is their sex.


Edit: And I couldn't be more wrong.

Shit.

You keep doing this Bigzo, why.

Either way, you could switch to yellow lights, they're suppose to attract less bugs than a white light. Otherwise, you could try to safely relocate it, or just let it be.

[Pipebomb]

Maybe it's your spirit animal???

[smackyslap]

Maybe it's your spirit animal???

Then he needs a better one like Danny DeVito.

[Deleted]

Give it a kiss and turn it into a lovely princess

[Watermyrain]

Frog could be a Jehovas witness. "Excuse me, sir. Do you have time talk about *ribbit* our Lord and saviour Kermit? *ribbit*"

[Deleted]

Once a hedgehog took some liking in my entrance door - he sat directly in front of it. Lucky for him I always (3 times within ~10 days) came home when he was there, otherwise he could have been squashed from the door opening.