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    Mexico Reports: Teen Dies From Girlfriend's Hickey

    (Newser) – A teen boy appears to be the second known case of a hickey causing a stroke and the first of that love bite being lethal. Julio Macias Gonzalez, who was just 17, began convulsing during dinner with his family in Mexico City the day after spending the night with his 24-year-old girlfriend and died at the scene, reports the Independent via local media reports. According to those reports, doctors think that suction from the hickey was so strong it caused a blood clot, which traveled to the teen's brain and resulted in a stroke.

    Bizarre as it sounds, Time reports on a similar case of a hickey causing a stroke. The 44-year-old did not die, however, and her case study was written up in the New Zealand Medical Journal in 2010 as "a rare phenomenon." Her clot traveled to her heart, caused a minor stroke, and was treated quickly. (These Olympic athletes were sporting bruises, not hickeys.)
    Should the girl be charged with murder for this?

    http://www.wkyc.com/news/mexico-repo...ckey/311450797
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    Seems like an accident.

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    Reason 75643 to not let someone give you a hickey.

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    ...Why would this be murder? Murder implies intent.

    Manslaughter at *worst*, and probably not even that. A "reasonable person" would not expect that a hickey could be fatal, so why punish her for giving one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    Seems like an accident.
    I would think so. I can't imagine the skill required to intentionally kill someone via hickey.

    ...crap, now I see why you put that there. Didn't notice Mayhem is assuming the girl intentionally caused the blood clot figuring it would go to his brain and kill him.
    Last edited by Ragedaug; 2016-08-31 at 09:14 PM.

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    What if she's a serial murderer and this is her M.O.????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragedaug View Post
    I would think so. I can't imagine the skill required to intentionally kill someone via hickey.

    ...crap, now I see why you put that there. Didn't notice Mayhem is assuming the girl intentionally caused the blood clot figuring it would go to his brain and kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GennGreymane View Post
    Seems like an accident.
    Yeah her boyfriend died because she sucked on his neck too hard.
    That's punishment enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Should the girl be charged with murder for this?

    http://www.wkyc.com/news/mexico-repo...ckey/311450797
    What!? No! Are you for real? Murder!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pipboi View Post
    Yeah her boyfriend died because she sucked on his neck too hard.
    That's punishment enough.
    Willing to bet she gives a killer blowjob ....

    Ba dum tiss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapadons View Post
    Willing to bet she gives a killer blowjob ....

    Ba dum tiss
    a dick-hickey sounds horrifying
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    God damn
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    and now hickeys. Is there anything in Mexico that isn't lethal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    a dick-hickey sounds horrifying
    I thought it was a dick-hickey glancing at the title tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    a dick-hickey sounds horrifying
    It is, from one personal experience that on pain of death(not mine) will never happen again. Women who think imitating a Hoover vacuum is a good idea need a serious wake up call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    a dick-hickey sounds horrifying
    I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that if a guy was offered a "dick-hickey" by their significant other, next to none (if any) would turn that down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragedaug View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that if a guy was offered a "dick-hickey" by their significant other, next to none (if any) would turn that down.
    Well, of course, there is science to be done.
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    Jesus christ how horrifying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    Well, of course, there is science to be done.
    I'm willing to be a participant in the "would you turn down a blowjob" research study.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Should the girl be charged with murder for this?

    http://www.wkyc.com/news/mexico-repo...ckey/311450797
    Interesting.

    Although I don't understand when they say a clot traveled to her heart and caused a stroke. Strokes are in the brain folks.

    Either way that sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapadons View Post
    I'm willing to be a participant in the "would you turn down a blowjob" research study.
    Not just a BJ. It's a "Hydraulic suck action monster BJ that leaves your dingle dangle bruised"
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