WoW bosses: "I will <do edgy violent thing to you> !"

[Sylreick]

We need more vrykul yelling "I'll eat your heart!", it would seem.

[Ringthane]

I always liked the dialogue between the two demons or whatever they were in one of the Tempest Keep dungeons - Dalliah the Doomsayer and Wrath-Scryer Soccothrates in the Arcatraz.

[Moxal]

Psh Oakheart's "dad joke" tier lines are by far the best.

Agree 100% here.

[S7orm]

You no take candle!

[Deleted]

"Damnit." :P I've long lost my appreciation for boss speeches after Kael'thas and Lich King, in particular. I'm at the point where I wish they at least had a 'skip dialog' option.

Nothing beats Cho'Gall when it comes to boss speeches for me. He is awesome. Same with Zon'ozz, Yogg-Saron etc.

[Skillslam]

Would you like them to recite english literature or something?

But yeah, you went and made another brainless whine thread. Good for you, I guess. How about some quality complaining at least? Is that too much to ask for? Look, for example:

Isn't it silly that the number 1 derogatory term in the vocabulary of WoW bosses seems to be "mortal"? It's kind of crazy how often you get called "mortal" by creatures you all end up killing sooner or later.

See. Put a little effort in it, add at least some wit or an interesting observation. Don't be a doink.

Yikes. Take a deep breath and step away from the keyboard for awhile before you have a rage stroke

[Raetary]

BY FIRE... BE... BURNED!

purged*

"your heart, will, explode."
"MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!

[melodramocracy]

"I drink your milkshake!" - mythic Daniel Plainview

[Veyne]

"My bark is worse than my bite!" *Laughs to self at own bad pun*

[A dot Ham]

Who remembers back when you could /yell "Ragnaros is my homey!" and he would respond, "Sup, homey!"

[Aeluron Lightsong]

I don't really have a problem with the dialogue. I enjoy pretty much all of it. Least the Vrykul aren't saying "I'LL EAT YOUR HEART!!!"

[Draeth]

"Damnit." :P I've long lost my appreciation for boss speeches after Kael'thas and Lich King, in particular. I'm at the point where I wish they at least had a 'skip dialog' option.

When you have wiped for the 237th time and have to listen to my monologue once again, you will beg for mercy...

And I will deny you.

[Aeula]

When they're not hurling generic threats they're making puns. Like that tree guy in darkheart thicket.

It is kinda corny.

[Drattz]

All of the bosses should have a meeting and inform eachother which lines are no longer on the table for using. They then can choose terms to refer to us as after. So Ragnaros gets mortals, Gul'dan gets trifling pests, Xavius gets whimpering mules. That way everything is original and we know the bosses have put an effort into their boss speeches.

[Bathory]

Like enough of this shit already. Is it that hard to write decent dialogue

Like, what?

[Tradu]

Nothing beats Cho'Gall when it comes to boss speeches for me. He is awesome. Same with Zon'ozz, Yogg-Saron etc.

I sense a theme there... not that I disagree.

[Regalbeast]

"ook you in the dooker".

WTF Bliz

[mizeri]

bliz should change it up, the bosses instead shouts positive things, like "eat breakfast" or "make sure to get atleast 8 hours of sleep" or "eat more veggies"

[Tradu]

When they're not hurling generic threats they're making puns. Like that tree guy in darkheart thicket.

It is kinda corny.

I love Oakheart

[Deleted]

I sense a theme there... not that I disagree.

Old Gods in a narrower sense are so much more amazing than the entire rest of our foes.