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    Question What if your ex told you this?

    The reality is that a lot of crazy things like this do happen in life. What if it happened to you?

    What if she was the one to end it?

    If you were single would you give it another chance? What about if you were not? Would it bother you?


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    I'd be horrified, being a rear-facing Japanese cartoon character trapped in a 600x247 image on Tennisace's computer.

    If I were still single afterwards, unless I was the one who ended it, I'd take her right back to my place.

    I would also need her to get her swollen eyes checked out.
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    Real life....

    In bed, after sex

    Me: I love you
    Her: I.... love fucking you.

    Yeah. I dare anyone to beat that moment of hurt.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    My ex has said this to me many times. I was the one who broke up with him though. We're still good friends. I think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    Real life....

    In bed, after sex

    Me: I love you
    Her: I.... love fucking you.

    Yeah. I dare anyone to beat that moment of hurt.
    Ouch. That's....rough.

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    Ex girlfriend ? Hit it one more time.

    Ex wife ? "Go fuck yourself you fat slut!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    The reality is that a lot of crazy things like this do happen in life. What if it happened to you?
    this has indeed happened to me.

    If you were single would you give it another chance? What about if you were not? Would it bother you?
    no, i wouldn't - people break up for a reason, and the logic behind "our relationship was shit to the point we broke up, but now that we're broken up, i'm sure if we get into a relationship it will work out fine" is fundamental emotional retardation.
    the closest to this i've ever gotten was giving a pass to a fuck buddy on an emotional freakout she had, and that was a mistake long term because it just lead to more drama and stupidity.

    i'm not saying that it's always a bad thing, under the right circumstances for the right people it could maybe work, but for me? no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    Real life....

    In bed, after sex

    Me: I love you
    Her: I.... love fucking you.

    Yeah. I dare anyone to beat that moment of hurt.
    In bed, after sex

    Me:I love you
    Her: You're like a brother to me

    Didn't happen to me, but remember there is always worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kapadons View Post
    Ex girlfriend ? Hit it one more time.

    Ex wife ? "Go fuck yourself you fat slut!"
    In the process of "hitting it" you could end up getting snared in her web once again though.

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    Single? I'm willing to talk things over.

    In a relationship? I'll be polite, I'll be friendly, but I'll stand by the person that I'm in the relationship with.

    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala
    Yeah. I dare anyone to beat that moment of hurt.
    I'll go for the tie. I was married for 20 years and some. She: "I don't love you, I don't know if I ever did" <bungee lets it pass as break up talk, not much to say> Fast forward. She is now married to one of our old friends, a woman. I wish her well, but it was a no win situation for me and in a sense 20 years and more of lost opportunity. /shrug
    With COVID-19 making its impact on our lives, I have decided that I shall hang in there for my remaining days, skip some meals, try to get children to experiment with making henna patterns on their skin, and plant some trees. You know -- live, fast, dye young, and leave a pretty copse. I feel like I may not have that quite right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    In the process of "hitting it" you could end up getting snared in her web once again though.
    Someone sounds like a jilted ex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    In the process of "hitting it" you could end up getting snared in her web once again though.
    Sex with a spider? Sounds thrilling!
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    I can't explain it because I'm an idiot, and I have to live with that post for the rest of my life. Better to just smile and back away slowly. Ignore it so that it can go away.
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    I've ended things and felt this way about my exes. You don't stop caring for someone after you've broken up.

    Relationships are complicated and it is fully possible to love someone while knowing all the reasons why your relationship didn't work. And not wanting that person back, because of those reasons.

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    Fucking spoilers man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    Real life....

    In bed, after sex

    Me: I love you
    Her: I.... love fucking you.

    Yeah. I dare anyone to beat that moment of hurt.
    Aww. On the upside, at least you're apparently a good lay.

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    Not in those exact words but my ex-wife attempted to get back together with me once she found it through a mutual friend about the positive changes I had in my life.

    As for that comment about caring about someone after you've broken up....Oh you do indeed stop caring...especially when you realize what they're after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain N View Post
    Not in those exact words but my ex-wife attempted to get back together with me once she found it through a mutual friend about the positive changes I had in my life.

    As for that comment about caring about someone after you've broken up....Oh you do indeed stop caring...especially when you realize what they're after.
    Why didn't you give it a 2nd chance. In her eyes you improved and became worthy of her. You could have capitalized on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    The reality is that a lot of crazy things like this do happen in life. What if it happened to you?

    What if she was the one to end it?

    If you were single would you give it another chance? What about if you were not? Would it bother you?

    i would have to have an ex first.
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    i will never forgive you for this blizzard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    Why didn't you give it a 2nd chance. In her eyes you improved and became worthy of her. You could have capitalized on it.
    I capitalized on a better life with my current wife.

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    Is my ex Tennisace?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MurlocDemonHunter View Post
    I'd be horrified, being a rear-facing Japanese cartoon character trapped in a 600x247 image on Tennisace's computer.

    If I were still single afterwards, unless I was the one who ended it, I'd take her right back to my place.

    I would also need her to get her swollen eyes checked out.
    1. The reason these cartoons are so popular are because the stories resonate with us.

    2. What if you were not single. Would it make you consider ending your current relationship?

    3. Actually, alluring eyes can be an attractive feature to many.

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