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    Breaking News: Cincinnati Zoo feeds their gorilla pumpkin



    We will never forget.

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    Gorillas are amazing animals, I feel bad that these ones are in captivity, though they are at least safe.

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    I fail to see how this is even news, much less "breaking" news.

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    Harambe loved pumpkins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulune View Post
    Gorillas are amazing animals, I feel bad that these ones are in captivity, though they are at least safe.
    Harambe tought he was safe as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulune View Post
    Gorillas are amazing animals, I feel bad that these ones are in captivity, though they are at least safe.
    I guess my dick is out for nothing if those gorillas are so safe...

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    If someone made a thread about a break-dance competition in Petropavlosk, I'm sure someone could add stuff about alleged (insert your favorite hated group with stereotypical characteristic...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthaxx View Post
    Cincinnati Zoo feeds their gorilla pumpkin.

    Meanwhile, white girls everywhere are drinking anything with pumpkin spice and doing lines of pumpkin spice while wearing ugg boots. More on this story as it develops.
    Asians too, gasp.

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