As my character's alcoholism reaches greater heights, I wish I were dead more and more.
I'm left grasping at straws, trying to hold on every time I perform this complex rotation of "press that button that isn't on cooldown".
Never before have I felt like pressing a button has no consequence or benefit much like an alcoholic views another shot.
And the best part is I can blame everyone else for anything that goes wrong because I have so little control over every situation.
Incredible. Bravo Blizzard.