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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjanaprik View Post
    I mean... I'm fairly certain I know what gender I am.
    The wrong one.

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    "The new fuck"

    Also, Hi Xanjori.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    The wrong one.
    hmm... I'll have to investigate.
    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OperationFerret View Post
    "The new fuck"

    Also, Hi Xanjori.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Well hello there Rich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Well hello there Rich
    I am back time to fuck bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    I am back time to fuck bitches.
    Well, I suppose I can boot the tree for you if you want

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    What happened to no off-ing the tree??
    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjanaprik View Post
    What happened to no offing the tree??
    It is Rich! The creator must be pleased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Well, I suppose I can boot the tree for you if you want
    Please do not boot anyone for me, I am happy to watch and I am pleased you have kept this going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Please do not boot anyone for me, I am happy to watch and I am pleased you have kept this going.
    The tree is a bot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    The tree is a bot.
    Says you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    It is Rich! The creator must be pleased.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    The tree is a bot.
    Surely there must be some lesser player that could be booted (perhaps by "mistake?") instead, no?
    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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    But how do you fuck a newbie? Aren't the results to this thing completely random?

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    It's quite easy,

    1) You find a newbie
    2) You fuck him.
    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OperationFerret View Post
    But how do you fuck a newbie? Aren't the results to this thing completely random?
    I rig the game. That simple.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kjanaprik View Post
    Surely there must be some lesser player that could be booted (perhaps by "mistake?") instead, no?
    Like you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OperationFerret View Post
    But how do you fuck a newbie? Aren't the results to this thing completely random?
    Oh you poor naive summer child. everyone here gets a good fucking by me eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Like you?
    "Lesser"

    That criteria would obviously exclude me
    What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OperationFerret View Post
    But how do you fuck a newbie? Aren't the results to this thing completely random?
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Oh you poor naive summer child. everyone here gets a good fucking by me eventually.
    Theoretically they're random, but the sim seems to have become self-aware, and one of the things it likes to do is give Rich (or his rats) people to diddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortan Rich View Post
    Oh you poor naive summer child. everyone here gets a good fucking by me eventually.
    Remind me to not invite you inside my shelter.

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