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I don't think so. Like I said, I think it is just a wearable dildo made from his own skin.Originally Posted by serenka
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2016-12-05, 07:46 PM #21Banned
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2016-12-05, 08:10 PM #22Immortal
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I call bs on everything he says.
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2016-12-05, 08:25 PM #23Dreadlord
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This guy is really just a time traveler with a micro-penis. He needed the length of time post-accident to build up sufficient pity to goad someone in to growing a masterful dong at 10x the size of the original for him.
I like my narrative.
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2016-12-05, 10:11 PM #24Scarab Lord
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Fuck work if I can't fuck pussy.
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2016-12-05, 10:16 PM #25Dreadlord
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Can't blame them. I would want to try out a bionic pussy.
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2016-12-05, 10:19 PM #26Titan
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Why aren't women curious about average penises instead!
That's bigotry towards average wangs!
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2016-12-05, 10:27 PM #27Banned
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Today I learned that dicks can be crafted out of human arms.
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Yeah. That's about all I got from this thread.
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2016-12-05, 10:31 PM #28Field Marshal
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The ironic thing about this all is that the surgeon who performed the procedure is the only person in europe capable of performing the procedure at all, so that makes him the only man in europe who is unable to get it if he needs it.
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2016-12-05, 10:37 PM #29The Forgettable
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I'm sure he would be better off if he quit his crappy 14 hour day job and did porn instead. There's obviously a market.
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2016-12-05, 10:42 PM #30High Overlord
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I wonder if a "bionic" penis can still contract STD's...if not, then that takes alot of stress out of life
Stoneskin, Mana Spring, Wrath of Air, Totem of Wrath...
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2016-12-05, 10:49 PM #31Dreadlord
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoKwX5fLJ5E Originally Posted by Liftbrul
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2016-12-05, 10:59 PM #32Scarab Lord
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He didn't ask for this..
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2016-12-05, 11:31 PM #33Stood in the Fire
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So it doesn't fire laser beams? That sucks
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2016-12-06, 01:48 AM #34The Unstoppable Force
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Why is his dick now bigger than mine?
This is bullshit.
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2016-12-06, 02:09 AM #35Epic!
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Jesus. Why stop at 8?!
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2016-12-06, 02:24 AM #36Deleted
Just stop bothering him......
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2016-12-06, 02:49 AM #37Elemental Lord
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So he had no dick for most of his life and his new dick is made out of arm tissue, aka nothing like a penis. At this point we can kinda figure out why hes working so much and not really interested in women. It could be 12 inch, wouldnt matter, its not a real penis, probably feels next to nothing. Hence hes not even interested in the thing.
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2016-12-06, 04:07 AM #38Scarab Lord
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He should get a refund. All bionic penises should have lasers,..... and a trash compactor. Originally Posted by Reklia
Last edited by Rudkobing; 2016-12-06 at 04:10 AM.
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2016-12-06, 04:20 AM #39Merely a Setback
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Couldn't they just buy toys?
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2016-12-06, 08:30 AM #40Deleted
I would've gone for at least 12 inches.
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