Florida man breaks into woman's home to pet family cat

[the game]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A Florida woman said she was startled when she woke up last month to find her neighbor petting her cat.

"I could see the shadow of a man standing at the end of my bed," Brittney Cline told WFTS, the ABC affiliate in Tampa, of the bizarre incident that happened early in the morning on Nov. 20.

Cline said she was asleep in her St. Petersburg home when her cat jumped off the bed and woke her up.

"There was a man crouched down at the foot of my bed, petting the cat," Cline said. "He wasn't looking at me."

Cline said the man got away, but he returned Wednesday morning. This time, Cline was ready for him, as were police.

"I can't believe he came back," Cline said.

Jasper Fiorenza, 24, was arrested on charges of burglary and resisting an officer without violence.

It turns out Fiorenza was Cline's neighbor.

"I hope he goes to prison for a long time," Cline said.

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-ne...pet-family-cat

[grandpab]

Men will do anything for a little pussy.

[Deleted]

When you really need a little quality time with the pussy.

[Forgettable]

Men will do anything for a little pussy.

Thread's over, everyone go home.

[Kathandira]

"Predator breaks into woman's home to get his hands on her sweet pussy."

This one begs for headline revisions.

[Varitok]

http://www.local10.com/news/weird-ne...pet-family-cat

He just pet the cat? Also, this is why your prison system is over crowded. I don't think he's all there if he broke into someones house to pet a cat, he might need some help.

[God Save The King]

The legend of Florida Man returns.

[Varitok]

And that right there is why your justice system is totally fucked.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[God Save The King]

He just pet the cat? Also, this is why your prison system is over crowded. I don't think he's all there if he broke into someones house to pet a cat, he might need some help.

Some mental rehabilitation sounds more appropriate than time in prison imo

[Captain N]

So Trump went to Florida is what we're getting out of this thread?

[Azadina]

He just pet the cat? Also, this is why your prison system is over crowded. I don't think he's all there if he broke into someones house to pet a cat, he might need some help.

But mental help costs money! Can't help people who can't pay hundreds of thousands! That'd be evil communism!

[God Save The King]

But mental help costs money! Can't help people who can't pay hundreds of thousands! That'd be evil communism!

Send them to the noose.

[Deleted]

I keep getting the urge to catalogue all Florida Man / Florida Woman news stories by location, and set up a tour company in the state

[Justpassing]

Some mental rehabilitation sounds more appropriate than time in prison imo

Is there even "mental rehabilitation" in US? I've never heard of someone who's sent to the shrink rather than the slammer to make Bubba's acquaintaince.

[Azadina]

Send them to the noose.

If you hang all the criminals and mentally ill, then who laces the pockets of Republican private jail owners with government welfare money?

[Tierbook]

He just pet the cat? Also, this is why your prison system is over crowded. I don't think he's all there if he broke into someones house to pet a cat, he might need some help.

Is it over crowded though? I mean ya we have a shit ton but we have a shit ton of prisons as well.... I know my state is shutting down some do to lack of criminals

[Azadina]

Criminal pussy grabbing, must be a trumpette.

I'm sure Trump will help him settle in court. Because Trump never settles, as he's always right, and always wins.

[God Save The King]

If you hang all the criminals and mentally ill, then who laces the pockets of Republican private jail owners with government welfare money?

Start imprisoning the poor. Raises our median/mean incomes as well.

[Tierbook]

If you hang all the criminals and mentally ill, then who laces the pockets of Republican private jail owners with government welfare money?

Isn't control of GB's prison system outsourced to a for profit company? It's the same company that manages their nukes, their traffic lights and a bunch of other stuff isn't it?

[Azadina]

Start imprisoning the poor. Raises our median/mean incomes as well.

Do you remove their right to vote too? Like wingnuts suggest half the time? I'm only asking in curiosity, because then Trump just lost the election, as red states are the biggest welfare recipients.