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    Florida man tried to hide nearly 100 heroin pills in his butt

    A 22-year-old man attempted to hide 97 heroin pills in his buttocks when Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office deputies conducted a traffic stop last month, according to an arrest report.

    Charlymagne Cherry and Kenneth Chastine, 29, face charges of trafficking heroin and drug possession. Chastine was released from the Palm Beach County Jail after posting $25,000 bail. Cherry remains in jail with his bail set at $60,000.

    On Dec. 28, deputies watched two vehicles on the 2400 block of North Dixie Highway, just north of 10th Avenue North, parked side-by-side and conduct what appeared to be a drug deal. One car drove off.

    The deputies then approached the vehicle that remained and watched Chastine lift his buttocks off his seat and hand an item to Cherry. Once Cherry placed the then-unknown item in his pants, he sat back down as well, according to the report.

    Deputies said they smelled burned marijuana coming from the vehicle once the men were out of the car and on the ground.

    “I located a plastic bag that contained 97 capsules of heroin clenched between Cherry’s buttocks,” a deputy wrote in the report. The heroin weighed 15 grams, the report said.

    Inside the vehicle, investigators also found cocaine residue, a plastic bag of marijuana and $2,360 in cash, ranging from $100 bills to $2 bills, according to the report.

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    "between his butt cheecks" is a whole lot different than "in his butt".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pipebomb View Post
    "between his butt cheecks" is a whole lot different than "in his butt".
    Yeah I was expecting guy with a bottle up his ass.

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    Dat name tho.

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    what a massive bust too! very news worthy

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    Frank Gallagher is not impressed.
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    "Heroin pills"?
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    So, basically an ass load of narcotics, right?
    With COVID-19 making its impact on our lives, I have decided that I shall hang in there for my remaining days, skip some meals, try to get children to experiment with making henna patterns on their skin, and plant some trees. You know -- live, fast, dye young, and leave a pretty copse. I feel like I may not have that quite right.

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    I'm worried that the cops may have planted the heroine pills.
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    Why do these headlines promise so much and the fail.... "IN HIS BUTT" is not the same as "between his butt cheeks", 1 is stuffed up his ring piece, the other is just sitting in it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osmeric View Post
    "Heroin pills"?
    Sometimes the dealer can't be bothered making 200 .5 wraps of smack and instead opts to gram it in pills and wrap it before stashing it.

    Because then you've just effectively cut the packing stage by 50% effort and have dope to sling which you can break up ez mode now by snapping the cap in 2 and tipping it out.

    Downside is he can't plug it to hide from the police (Well assuming he hasn't been to prison, if he has he might be able to fit it in ).

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    I guess you could say he was.. High Ass F**k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    Sometimes the dealer can't be bothered making 200 .5 wraps of smack and instead opts to gram it in pills and wrap it before stashing it.

    Because then you've just effectively cut the packing stage by 50% effort and have dope to sling which you can break up ez mode now by snapping the cap in 2 and tipping it out.

    Downside is he can't plug it to hide from the police (Well assuming he hasn't been to prison, if he has he might be able to fit it in ).
    .....and you know this how?
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Pure clickbait, and you're not even collecting any ad revenue for this post. I'm confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    .....and you know this how?
    I used to live in a hostel for a year and made some interesting friends...

    One just got sent down for a firearms offense and he's 19

    God what did I do with my life when I lived there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    I used to live in a hostel for a year and made some interesting friends...

    One just got sent down for a firearms offense and he's 19

    God what did I do with my life when I lived there
    Why did you live with such people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    I used to live in a hostel for a year and made some interesting friends...
    So you are a drug dealer and a junkie?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Well, I guess that guy had cake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anni View Post
    Why did you live with such people?
    I was released from a section in hospital to the community and was homeless, the city housed me in a hostel which I left a few months ago to my own place.

    I had no choice in my placement, but the place wasn't that bad we only had one guy get stabbed in his arse

    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    So you are a drug dealer and a junkie?
    Holy shit batman that escalated!

    I work at a sixth form college in I.T

    It's just the people I lived with/ Knew because I lived with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manakin View Post
    I work at a sixth form college in I.T
    So did Walter White (or close to, at least).

    Isn't being a high school/college teacher like the ground zero for closet junkies and pedophiles?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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