Trudeau: I could take Putin in a Fight

[THE Bigzoman]

http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/...ladimir-putin/

JUSTIN Trudeau has told followers he believes he could “probably take” Vladimir Putin in a fight, should the situation ever arise. The comments came up during the PM’s daily Facebook live session, when one user with a capital ‘C’ as a profile picture, commented that Trudeau was “weak” and will be “crushed by Putin”.

Trudeau’s response was typically measured. “Well you may not be aware but I actually used to be a boxer, and quite a good one at that according to my mother,” he replied. “So I think I could probably take him. Besides, I’ve been told I can throw a pretty mean elbow.”

Anticipating that perhaps some Canadians might disagree with him, he invited viewers to judge for themselves: “He has his topless pics online and I have mine. Why don’t we let the people decide, eh?”

The Prime Minister immediately suggested that a member of his staff post a side-by-side photo of himself and the Russian president so the Canadian people can vote for themselves.

“Cathy, post a couple topless pics of me and Vlad and we’ll see what’s what,” Trudeau told his assistant. “No, not that topless picture, one of the other topless pictures. No, not the one of me with that kid or photobombing that wedding. Find that boxing one, you know the one I use as my screensaver.”

This scene comes to mind:




Anyone wanna go do karate in the garage?

[the game]

It's shocking that this sort of antagonism is going on in Canada. From their leader no less. He needs to set a better example for the rest of his people.

[Belize]

IDK about that, Trudeau might have the youth vigor, but Putin is decently buff for a guy his age.

[Independent voter]

Putin is one of the little people.

[breadisfunny]

am disappointed this isn't a tennisace thread. @Tennisace
what's your take on this?

Infracted - Trolling

[THE Bigzoman]

am disappointed this isn't a tennisace thread. @Tennisace
what's your take on this?

@Tennisace is the ring girl.

Infracted - Trolling

[Skroe]

IDK about that, Trudeau might have the youth vigor, but Putin is decently buff for a guy his age.

He's also a short fucker.



But his pet monkey Dimitry Medvedev was even shorter.



That's why most Russian State Media Putin pictures are of him sitting side by side like this to hide the height discrepancy

[Antbregante]

I'm a Canadian and I'd bet on Putin.

[Endus]

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It's a satire site that makes stuff up to be funny. You may as well be citing an Onion article.

[Elegiac]

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It's a satire site that makes stuff up to be funny. You may as well be citing an Onion article.

Be that as it may.

Still betting on Trudeau.

[Nathreim]

Is this a joke?

Putin would rip Trudeau's spine out of his asshole and beat him to death with it.

[slitheroutfromtherocks]

I'd pet on Putin he also used to be a boxer but moved onto martial arts instead, Putin would also fight dirty he'd get Trudeau on the ground and pop his eyeballs out then start biting him. Putin had a tough up bringing not pampered like Trudeau.

[Endus]

Be that as it may.

Still betting on Trudeau.

I mean, pudgy politician with no record of any physical prowess whatsoever, vs a boxer who's fought in the ring as recently as 2012 (when he won a charity boxing match against a conservative Senator). Dude's a decent fighter. People are just jealous of the hair, or something.

[Elegiac]

Is this a joke?

Nope. Totally serious.

In other news, Paul Ryan introduced legislation to increase internet speeds by asking Canada for their wi-fi password.

[Deleted]

He's also a short fucker.

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415847958640_wps_59_Height_table_jpg.jpg[img]

But his pet monkey Dimitry Medvedev was even shorter.

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uLkk1wpVP98/Th-HFA_x4TI/AAAAAAAAAXw/uhKyoiCHIyM/s1600/Height-World-Leaders001.jpg[img]

That's why most Russian State Media Putin pictures are of him sitting side by side like this to hide the height discrepancy

[img]https://img.rt.com/files/news/21/36/30/00/5.jpg[img]

So was Tommy Burns, didn't stop him from becoming the world heavyweight boxing champion

[minteK917]

You guys realize this is a humorous site right?

I’ve been told I can throw a pretty mean elbow

They made the jokes as obvious as they could without typing it straight out. Gotta be a moron to read this and not see it lol.

[THE Bigzoman]

I don't think this thread was ever meant to be a serial one.

[Elegiac]

I don't think this thread was ever meant to be a serial one.

How do you explain your ties to Kellogg's and the resulting conflict of interest?

[Nathreim]

Nope. Totally serious.

In other news, Paul Ryan introduced legislation to increase internet speeds by asking Canada for their wi-fi password.

You can never be too sure with "If we kill our enemies they win" Trudeau.

[Jastall]

It's a joke article, I'd wager. Trudeau doesn't speak like that, it's all sunshine and flowers from him.

Still, Trudeau isn't to be dismissed. He boxed against a (fairly large and strong) Canadian senator on live TV once for a charity event, and trounced the guy. Judo may be a martial art, but never underestimate the guy who has learned to move his feet and throw a mean punch.