Trudeau: I could take Putin in a Fight

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I am sure there is nothing more interesting than politicians doing karate fights.

Sorry, op, are you serious?

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Putin is not going to play by the rules that gives him an edge.

Has nothing to do with Umbrellas and arsenic BB's.

Maybe when he was in his prime Putin would win...but he's long past that.

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I am sure there is nothing more interesting than politicians doing karate fights.

Sorry, op, are you serious?

Well, If "World Leader Death Match" were a program on TV...I guarantee you it would be the top show.

[Torto]

I'll put my money on Putin

[Puupi]

Isn't Trudeau the son of Fidel Castro?

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Well, If "World Leader Death Match" were a program on TV...I guarantee you it would be the top show.

"Angela Merkel beats Vladimir Putin in round 3 with her sanction punch!"

[kyoloco]

isnt Putin ex kgb or something?

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isnt Putin ex kgb or something?

Yes. Thanks to this we face a hybrid war in europe. America allready lost the desinformation war.

[kyoloco]

Yes. Thanks to this we face a hybrid war in europe. America allready lost the desinformation war.

i wonder what martial arts he knows

i would like to see that fight though

[Torto]

Isn't Trudeau the son of Fidel Castro?

I believe he is the love child of Castro and Dilma Rousseff

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i wonder what martial arts he knows

i would like to see that fight though

He has a black belt in karate. And has Steven Segal as very close friend. While the first is special, the second is not.

Well, and he likes to ride on horses. And has a problem with his manliness. Needs to show up being the alpha all the time.

[Nathreim]

I'll put my money on Putin

Lol the guys got a glass jaw for a MMA fighter.

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i wonder what martial arts he knows

i would like to see that fight though

I know he is an accomplished Judo practitioner. Other than that who can say much of his life is probably redacted.

[Torto]

Lol the guys got a glass jaw for a MMA fighter.

I actually saw this in a different Trudeau thread. I must have watched it 50 times now and still laugh every time

[kyoloco]

Have you ever fought a guy below 6 feet? They have quite the advantage when it comes to center of gravity xD

nut shots ftw

[Crispin]

Have you ever fought a guy below 6 feet? They have quite the advantage when it comes to center of gravity xD

They do have some disadvantages tho



:P

[Feel The Power]

People cite how Putin is some Judo-pro...well, as someone who took Shaolin Kung Fu for 13 years, I can say most people who take a martial art...regardless of what belt they achieved...have zero idea how to use it in a real fight. What Judo teacher would tell Putin "your skills suck, you cannot advance"? There's a real difference between sparring with people who take your martial art and real-life fighting against someone who fights in a completely different way.

[Kalis]

Trudeau would lose by disqualification, after testing positive for high levels of polonium.

[Luckx]

Putin worked as KGB spy in Germany (according what wikipedia says) so he probably knows how to use stuff like Knives,Sniper Rifles and Guns so taking him down in melee/gun fight probably not that easy, but from other hand he is 64 years old, much older than most workin politicians

[Uzkin]

Putin FTW 9/10.

[jellmoo]

Nope, Putin is a warrior. Or a solider.

He would literally rip Trudeau's arm and beat him to death with that very same arm.

Nope. The height plus age difference would mean Trudeau knocks him out before he can get close enough.

[bladeXcrasher]

Nope. The height plus age difference would mean Trudeau knocks him out before he can get close enough.

Mmhmm, just like Bruce Lee couldn't knock people out because he was small right? I mean, if he was still alive he would obviously lose because Trudeau is younger and taller right?