If You Could Date Anyone On This Forum, Who Would It Be?

[Deleted]

I wanted fresh meat

There you go:

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[Deleted]

How very rude!

Doubting your unparalleled grandeur...it seems some people have yet to learn their place.

[Dispraise]

There's been no discipline and here we stand amidst the consequences! A rotten litter

I can't exactly argue, as I'm terribly rotten. But very little has changed in that regard.

Care for a chocolate? This one has roman nougat innit, I fink.

[Medusa Cascade]

This is what happens, Pendy. I brought it on myself... I take one little 18 month forum vacation and suddenly all the uppity peasantry forget their place! "Spare the rod, spoil the child", as they say. There's been no discipline and here we stand amidst the consequences! A rotten litter

I, Lord of the Fetishes, know my place and it is most assuredly above yours.

[Dispraise]

I don't know what roman nougat is but I'd prefer something hazelnut-y. But with no actual hazelnut. I like hazelnut flavored thing, but I hate actual nuts. Hazelnut chocolate tends to be the best. I had this fantastic brand of light hazelnut chocolate ice cream, best thing I've ever eaten. But it's not sold anymore...

It's like a cherry-flavoured nougat. I'm afraid all the nut varieties in this box have actual nuts in 'em. Best I can offer is a chocolate truffle, and a hazelnut creamer cup.

[Zulkhan]

I, Lord of the Fetishes, know my place and it is most assuredly above yours.

How dare you, ya misbegotten creature.

[Medusa Cascade]

That's nice, dear!

* Pat! *

* bites hand *

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How dare you, ya misbegotten creature.

Shhh
The civilised people are talking

[Zulkhan]

Shhh
The civilised people are talking

Lord of the Fetishes

Ya mon. /10chars

[Medusa Cascade]

Ya mon. /10chars

Fetishes are civilised.

[Zulkhan]

Fetishes are civilised.

True civilized people keep their depravity under the rug, they don't casually throw it around!

[Deleted]

I have found the Holy Grail. The Universe is mine now, not even the Lord of the Fetishes can stop me.

[Medusa Cascade]

I have found the Holy Grail. The Universe is mine now, not even the Lord of the Fetishes can stop me.

Can't we share the Universe kitty-chan?

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True civilized people keep their depravity under the rug, they don't casually throw it around!

Truly civilised people are not prudes

[Temp name]

* bites hand *

Well that's mean! You didn't even ask if she was into that

[Deleted]

Can't we share the Universe kitty-chan?

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Truly civilised people are not prudes

All the chocolate, all the pies, it's all mine.

But if you're really really sweet you can give me a bellyrub

[Zulkhan]

Truly civilised people are not prudes

Stuffiness is a thing, preserving an unblemished reputation is another.

[Medusa Cascade]

Well that's mean! You didn't even ask if she was into that

She invaded my personal space

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All the chocolate, all the pies, it's all mine.

But if you're really really sweet you can give me a bellyrub

*rubs belly*

[Jester Joe]

I don't need a say, I just need a fork

I'm unforkable.

[Medusa Cascade]

I'm unforkable.

I can fork anything

[Deleted]

This is what happens, Pendy. I brought it on myself... I take one little 18 month forum vacation and suddenly all the uppity peasantry forget their place! "Spare the rod, spoil the child", as they say. There's been no discipline and here we stand amidst the consequences! A rotten litter

Indeed. I suppose it can't be helped, it will take some time for people to start realizing where their place is again - but worry not, you still have a fellowship here that won't foolishly believe that they can match your royal position.

[Dispraise]

True civilized people keep their depravity under the rug, they don't casually throw it around!

That doesn't sound like nearly as much fun as wanton hedonism.