Originally Posted by
jasontheking1234
Ikr? Just imagine what sargeras, and his legion must be feeling like when we killed their commanders, while invading argus:
*Somewhere in the known Universe*
Hey, sargeras....
"Yes?"
So..uhh...about...gul'dan...it turns out..he's dead....
"...THE FUCK?!"
"Well hey, atleast we still have Kil'jaeden"
About him too sire, he died as well
"...So he's dead...ok then, we'll bring out more gu.....WAIT A MINUTE! WHY IS HE DEAD?"
Idk sire, but...the people of Tal'Valath Wanted me to show you this
"Hmmm. OHHH! So, they're rebelling against me, eh?"
*Blows up their Solar System, as well as their 3 neighboring ones*
AHH! MY LORD! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
"Oh, hush up champion, I only gave them something that I rarely do, which is blowing up solar systems. Besides, It brings 2 steps forwards to destroying all of creation, and 3 steps forward to destroying the Void Lords".
But..sargeras....uhh..about the champions...uhh
"We're not 99% done with creation, now..time for azeroth"
That's just it sir...uhh, most of our main planets are destroyed...and...well...they've invaded argus...
"....."
Uhh...My Lord..?
"1 FUCKING JOB! I GIVE THEM 1 JOB! To secure, and safe-guard azeroth so I could arrive there. We're fought races a MILLION times stronger than them, and succeded, we're even fought races with space-ships, machine guns, laser guns, and MORE! How DO WE LOSE TO STICKS AND STONES?!"
If you want, I could go on and help...
"That's a great idea, but..oh wait..YOU'LL DIE! But, here's a better idea"
*Gives The Demon A taste of his might*
"Go out there, and make sure that they don't come for my titanic ass"
But, my lord..you could destroy a BILLION worlds with no effort if you wanted too, why should I go out there, dealing with your mess?
"Do the fucking job right now, or I swear to god. You'll never see a fucking dick under-neath your pants again, cause the FIENDS WILL EAT THE SHIT"
AHH! OK MY LORD! I APOLOGIZE! I'LL PROTECT YOU!
"...Good...Good"
*Mortals kill the demon, and go against sargeras*
"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Man, this just isn't my day..."
*Mortal then speaks*
"GIVE ME YOUR MOUNT, YA BITCH! I don't want this to be another weekly lock-out. Ya damn god..."
*Sargeras dies, the mortal get's BOTH a legendary, and a MOUNT! AND EVERYONE WINS! And Legion ends..the..fucking..end*