[Megathread] Nintendo Switch

[draykorinee]

This is sexist too, they need to allow underarm and pubic shaving.

[Truhan]

This is sexist too, they need to allow underarm and pubic shaving.

Don't forget legs.

Please tell me this is fake. How can people look at this machine seriously, when it will be called the Nintendo Shave for the next few years??

Using Rikaichan to translate the tweet, it appears very fucking real.

[Logwyn]

Don't forget legs.

We cannot discriminate on the basis of geography of hair. We must be equal in the treatment of shaving in public. If we include underarm, legs, and pubic hair in the shaving we can not forget nose, ear, and facial hair.

The "Shave" sounds weird. Is there something lost in translation from Japanese to English?

[Truhan]

We cannot discriminate on the basis of geography of hair. We must be equal in the treatment of shaving in public. If we include underarm, legs, and pubic hair in the shaving we can not forget nose, ear, and facial hair.

The "Shave" sounds weird. Is there something lost in translation from Japanese to English?

I don't know what you mean. Shaver is the English name, the Japanese name is Higesori (literally means shaving/shaver).

[Video Games]

Fixed that to be more accurate.

But seriously, we're still lacking a lot of information at this point.

Unless they actually do new vc games, then who cares. How many ports of mario 1-3 and zelda 1/lttp/oot are you going to buy before it becomes enough?

[Immitis]

So RIGHT after or in one of the 3 branches?

in the interview they just ask "is it before or after ocarina of time" and they say after so who knows. still probably wind waker though due to the koroks and the bird people but theres also zoras so probably a prequel to wind waker

[Edge-]

SHAVE
https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/...448193/video/1

Why this game isn't a pack-in/pre-installed on all Switches, I will never understand.

Who the fuck is actually going to buy this? And for $50, no less. It's not even a proper fucking budget title.

This is about as embarrassing as watching the initial rollout for the Xbox One. What a fucking shitshow this is.

[Immitis]

Why this game isn't a pack-in/pre-installed on all Switches, I will never understand.

Who the fuck is actually going to buy this? And for $50, no less. It's not even a proper fucking budget title.

This is about as embarrassing as watching the initial rollout for the Xbox One. What a fucking shitshow this is.

I dont think anything could ever be quite as bad as always online and no used games.

[Truhan]

I dont think anything could ever be quite as bad as always online and no used games.

Don't forget Kinect always having to be connected and included with every Xbox.

[draykorinee]

Why this game isn't a pack-in/pre-installed on all Switches, I will never understand.

Who the fuck is actually going to buy this? And for $50, no less. It's not even a proper fucking budget title.

This is about as embarrassing as watching the initial rollout for the Xbox One. What a fucking shitshow this is.

They have breath of the wild, the only thing that holds this above the shitshow of the Xbone.

[zito]

I dont think anything could ever be quite as bad as always online and no used games.

you forgot kinnect was a mandatory install and required to be a purchase

[Jester Joe]

Unless they actually do new vc games, then who cares. How many ports of mario 1-3 and zelda 1/lttp/oot are you going to buy before it becomes enough?

Because if they're bringing ALL the VC games over to the Switch, then we'll have new ones coming.

If they don't, we'll be stuck with yet again, the same games being released again.

[Immitis]

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Because if they're bringing ALL the VC games over to the Switch, then we'll have new ones coming.

If they don't, we'll be stuck with yet again, the same games being released again.

i dont expect that much. im just expecting to finally get some god damn gamecube games

[Tech614]

i dont expect that much. im just expecting to finally get some god damn gamecube games

It would be a miracle to get GC VC games at this point. The damn Wii U could play them native with no emulation needed and they still didn't do it then. Fucking LULZ.

[Immitis]

It would be a miracle to get GC VC games at this point. The damn Wii U could play them native with no emulation needed and they still didn't do it then. Fucking LULZ.

i hacked the vwii on my wiiu just so i could play gamecube games on it

[Edge-]

Link Link.

Glad Nintendo is keeping up their tradition of amazing character names like Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

[Sheevah]

Nice to see they let their creative juices flow on that one.

[Edge-]

Nice to see they let their creative juices flow on that one.

Naw, that was Milk. That's where the white, frothy juices really flow. At variable rates. Depending on how quickly one strokes up and down.

Yup.

[Truhan]

Switch won't have a web browser "at least at launch" (which means there's a chance it'll never have one).

http://www.gamezone.com/news/nintend...launch-3450530

[OGXanos]

Switch won't have a web browser "at least at launch" (which means there's a chance it'll never have one).

http://www.gamezone.com/news/nintend...launch-3450530

Who uses a web browser on their consoles anyway?